Who would Trump pick for VP?

[Inmate Trump]

There's only one person fit to be Donald Trump's running mate.

They can't be a BLACK or a Muslim or a Mexican rapist. It is preferred if they have a penis; if they do not have a penis, it is required that they're very good looking and not fat or anything.

They need to be just as authoritarian and xenophobic as TRUMP.

If they have served in the military during wartime they can't have been captured by the enemy because TRUMP doesn't like losers, he only likes winners. Or they need to have avoided military service altogether. (TRUMP has said the closest he's come to combat was when he was sleeping around at the height of the AIDS epidemic.)

They need to be rude, outspoken, undiplomatic, unpresidential, condescending, and impolite enough so that there's a real possibility of starting a war with another country due to a massive word blunder.  Also they need to have no prior experience in public service. Being a reality star is a plus.

They need to make America great (and white) again.

The only person qualified to be Donald Trump's running mate is Donald Trump. It's the unbeatable ticket and we will always be winning. We will be winning so much that we may get bored with all the winning we win.

[Inmate Trump]

wtf, Condoleeza Rice? Trump just took a huge dump on W. Bush's foreign policy, there's no way he picks Rice as VP.

There's no way Rice would accept.

[Inmate Trump]

wtf, Condoleeza Rice? Trump just took a huge dump on W. Bush's foreign policy, there's no way he picks Rice as VP.

There's no way Rice would accept.

That too

Politics aside there's no room for an educated BLACK in Trump's campaign. She's also not that attractive, and we all know Trump doesn't like unattractive women.

[Inmate Trump]

Scott Brown would be a terrible pick.

You guys have to remember that Scott Brown is pro-choice. Religious conservatives already hate Trump. A lot of religious conservatives hate the fact that Trump used to be pro-choice and the fact that he isn't religious at all and says very offensive things. He does best with voters that aren't religious. A lot of religious Republicans are already considering not voting if Trump wins the nomination, and choosing a VP nominee that is pro-choice would make this problem worse. A ton of conservatives would stay home if Brown was chosen as the VP nominee just because of abortion. Brown would be a terrible pick, and would guarantee a Hillary presidency.

How can Trump not be religious? He knows the book of Two Corinthians.

He also keeps a book of Hitler speeches by his bedside, and I'm told a lot of Neo-Nazis think of old Adolf as a kind of god.