Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[TeePee4Prez]

Flyers and BushOK are gonna become fast friends.  I can already tell.

I don't get it. Is Flyers doing some kind of "asshole pretending to be sympathetic while really being pathetic"-routine as a joke of some kind or is he really doing it and thinking that it's not obvious? Strange, either way.

Huh?

[TeePee4Prez]

Phil, come on buddy.  You should be faster with this:

Um, no? I'd be a little worried if that wasn't the case...

Wait until you get a little older....

Actually I find the opposite is true.

Seriously, dude, trust me.  I used to have no problem at all going fully erect, I mean like, morning wood erect, until I was around 21ish.  Ever since then, while I can get most of the way on my own, Soulja Boy needs a little help to get totally airborne.

I actually don't really take it as a negative thing.  Fact is, I actually need something going on to get really excited.  It's part of becoming more experienced.

Smoking probably doesn't help.

You're an ass, you know that

Normally no, BUT when I've smoked weed or drank heavily it can be a problem.  It's called "whiskey dick".  I had a woman leave me over it I'll admit.

[TeePee4Prez]

Go to the search thing. Type in "women" and "Flyers2010"

Oh dear.

Flyers is our forum's resident William Masters.

Thanks for the compliment, but not really.  My last name does rhyme with gynecologist though and a guy from my soon to be defunct HS alma mater actually called me "(My last name)-cologist".