Click for my convention intro musicHello Whigs of Atlasia! I have come to speak to address your fine convention on an important choice you have in front of you. In the coming weeks we will take part in a unique multi-party primary to decide who shall have the honor of continuing on to the general election with the blessing of both our groups.
Before I say anything else I would like to note that I respect tremendously Pingvin, and he has ruled well as IDS Judicial Overlord. He would without doubt energize the far-right of Atlasian politics. I however ask you for your vote in the upcoming primary becuase I feel I can do this job and make this race competitive. I will reach out to the right, the center, the left, commies, anarchists, and everyone in-between. I will do so without betraying my principals that I proudly hold. I will not just talk about "END THE FED!!!11!!", but rather I will discuss the crime that poor people must suffer the price of a devalued currency. I will not just talk about withdrawing every soldier from everywhere all at once, but I will talk about strengthening our defense with a common sense non-aggressive foreign policy that does not keep our forces stretched thin around the world. I will not just call for government to be scaled back, but instead make the case for sensible cuts that everyone can agree with.
I ask you for your support today becuase I feel I can take our case for good Government and build coalitions with it. I have a history of winning support from across the spectrum. Napoleon may be a tough incumbent to beat, but this is not about Napoleon, this is about fighting for what we believe in and doing what we can to improve Atlasia. As such I make this promise: I shall not engage in negative campaigning of any sort. Before we start getting into "tl;dr" territory I shall wrap this up.
Because I believe in positive campaigning I shall not give you any reasons why to reject Pingvin, I will just say this: If you choose me I will give you a positive campaign focused on the issues that matter, and more importantly the solutions. I will run a campaign full of optimism and I will stick to my principals.
Thank you all and Nym bless!