Presidential Tournament

[Derek]

This is a great idea. How do we play?

[Derek]

Well then I'll start my own game. It will work like March Madness and there will be 4 divisions of 16.

1. Hardcore liberals with partisan agendas (Nanci Pelosi)
2. Hardcore liberals posing as moderates (Daschle, Kerry)
3. self proclaimed moderates in disguise (Leiberman)
4. the media

Each time someone in one of these categories says something anti-conservative, anyone who has that politician, celebrity, or commentator on their team receives 1 point for something typical and 2 points for a J. Wright style comment "God damn America." All players will be capable of selecting 4 people from each of the 4 groups. At the end of the first month round one will end and the next month round 2 will end and so forth. Whoever has the most points at the end will win. That's why picking the right people at the right times is so important. Contestants will be able to change their teams by trading liberals with each other at the end of each round. Eliminations will be based on the number of conservatives playing. Tell your family! Tell your friends!

[Derek]

I nominate Bush, Palin, and Hannity.