The Mideast Record-Courier: Live Coverage of the Unfolding Apocalypse

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

JULY 19
Senator Blair introduces legislation to declare war on TNF, declaring that he has lost faith in President Bore's ability to control the situation.

TNF declares the formation of the Union of Atlasian Socialist Republics. Former Senator SWE joins TNF as co-chairman of the Communist confederation, which claims territory in the Northeast and Midwest.

GM DKrol reports that Pacific forces have turned back the Red Army, whose strength has been depleted by mass desertion.

TNF continues to defy reality, claiming his forces have taken control of large swaths of the Pacific.

President Bore declares his opposition to TNF's revolution, but says he will not act until the Game Moderator confirms that the revolution did indeed take place. Bore likewise refuses to dismiss Attorney General Sibboleth.

President Bore orders the Atlasian military to move against TNF, giving the armed forces authority to subdue the rebellion "by any means necessary".

TNF resigns from the Senate, implying that he will launch a nuclear attack on Nyman if the government does not capitulate.

Efforts to impeach Vice President Nix and Attorney General Sibboleth meet with wide support in the Senate.

GM Dkrol announces that all nuclear missiles remain under federal control, belaying fears of a Communist attack on Nyman.

Federal forces close in on TNF's headquarters as soldiers of the Red Army continue to desert in large numbers.

Attorney General Sibboleth resigns amidst near-unanimous support for his removal in the Senate.

Haven't we had enough of the nuclear thing since a former missile happy GM went crazy with them? 

But my actions were 100% legal.