Africa is not educated enough for self rule. The whole continent should be put under UN rule, the number one priority should be establishing universal primary education, then after 3 generations or so have been through that system, maybe they can try democracy again.
Wheee, colonialism!
It's not colonialism is you aren't redirecting their resources somewhere else.
Sure, because putting entire nations, not to mention entire continent, under someone's else absolute control (for mere 3 generations) won't have
any corrupting effect.