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Kalwejt
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« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2016, 02:23:47 PM »
Quote from: LIVE THE DREAM. PURGE THOSE BOZOS on March 29, 2016, 01:45:21 PM
Quote from: Kalwejt on March 28, 2016, 02:03:21 PM

Well, they voted for a socialist after all.

A liberal paradise where owining more than five shotguns is illegal and gays face only life in prison.

Don't be ridiculous. It's not illegal to own more than five; it's just legal not to. What are you, some kind of pinko?
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« Reply #51 on: March 30, 2016, 02:26:23 PM »
Quote from: Californian Tony Returns on March 30, 2016, 02:21:15 PM
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Governor Kalwejt has a troubling history of slandering his opponents, ruining the careers of young, brilliant politicians like Tender, OC and Retromike. He builds his success on lies and fabrications. Don't let him get away with it!

I'm Antonio V. and I approve of this message.
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« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2016, 03:12:45 PM »
Context:

Quote from: yankeesfan on March 31, 2016, 03:08:27 PM
Yes, I think it's very likely.  Eating pizza with his hands will humanize him in a way that his campaign has struggled to do.   
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« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2016, 03:45:21 PM »
Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on March 31, 2016, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Sprouts Farmers Market on March 31, 2016, 03:21:32 PM
I've been avoiding saying this for the longest time in fear of the usual suspects calling me an AAD hack in spite of rarely posting there, but this mine has become an utter disaster. Can we please get a better sense of humour? Posts that barely make me snicker (and I laugh at everything) do not need to be saved for all times.

Gone are the days when posters like King, Al and Lunar dominated the goldmine threads.
Sad!

Nothing lasts forever. Just like the days when Landslide Lyndon was still able to make a coherent post.
Sad!
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« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2016, 11:08:20 AM »
Quote from: Californian Tony Returns on March 31, 2016, 12:39:28 AM
Cut him some slack! The poor boy clearly has PTSD from his scary encounter with College LGBT groups, and needs a safe space.
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« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2016, 03:59:24 PM »
Quote from: evergreen on April 02, 2016, 03:58:24 PM
petition to create a safespace subforum for posters who are triggered by milquetoast social-democracy

x evergreen
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« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2016, 03:06:15 PM »
Our resident genius just predicted the outcome of the 2094 election in NJ!

Quote from: Da-Jon on April 03, 2016, 09:27:27 AM
If he can't  win NH or Iowa, he wont win and NJ, in a close election in 2094,  was D+6.
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« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2016, 09:03:04 AM »
Quote from: Figueira on April 04, 2016, 08:33:43 AM
Quote from: Kalwejt on April 03, 2016, 03:06:15 PM
Our resident genius just predicted the outcome of the 2094 election in NJ!

Quote from: Da-Jon on April 03, 2016, 09:27:27 AM
If he can't  win NH or Iowa, he wont win and NJ, in a close election in 2094,  was D+6.

There aren't any regularly scheduled Senate elections that year in NJ if I did the math right. Does OC know something we don't!?

He is renowed for his inside knowledge.
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« Reply #58 on: April 04, 2016, 01:11:53 PM »
Quote from: Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan on April 04, 2016, 01:02:19 PM
Yes very much, Obama was the best president of Poland.
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« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2016, 04:55:08 AM »
Quote from: ChairmanSanchez on April 04, 2016, 07:58:48 PM
The OP is an ungrateful little POS. I cried tears of joy when I became a YaBB God! How dare he!
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« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2016, 03:57:43 PM »
Quote from: Snowguy716 on April 07, 2016, 03:56:09 PM
Quote from: alex on April 07, 2016, 03:33:09 PM
Why would anyone live in the panhandle?😜
For the natural beauty and outdoors opportunities
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« Reply #61 on: April 08, 2016, 01:45:06 PM »
Quote from: When do you think it will all become clear? on April 08, 2016, 01:43:38 PM
Quote from: Derpist on April 08, 2016, 01:23:23 PM
Quote from: Siren on April 08, 2016, 01:21:12 PM
You can be whatever you want.  That's why it's called self identification.  Wink

Can I be a trans-leftist?

Eww no, don't want you in the same bathroom as me. Tongue
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« Reply #62 on: April 08, 2016, 10:31:44 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on April 08, 2016, 07:34:36 PM
Quote from: Kalwejt on April 08, 2016, 01:35:43 PM
Quote from: Mr. Morden on April 07, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
He should have picked Dave Leip as his running mate.  Without the fame he got from this forum, Mr. Perry would be a nobody.


Also, Dave would secure the nerd base.

Dave would be great in the attack dog role traditionally filled by the VP nominee:

"Mr. Trump claims that his tax plan will spark an economic expansion, yet it borrows heavily from previous Republican tax cut plans.  I feel this merits at least a one point infraction for copyright infringement.  The personal attacks and excessive hyperbole are more serious, and may merit a 5 day stint on mod review.

thanks,
Dave"
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« Reply #63 on: April 10, 2016, 08:52:07 AM »
This thread is rightly named

Quote from: CrabCake on April 10, 2016, 08:37:33 AM
Why did Austria decide to shape itself like a chicken drumstick? Especially with a country literally named 'hungry' next door...
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« Reply #64 on: April 11, 2016, 04:10:59 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on April 10, 2016, 10:21:59 PM
I'm not sure I agree with him on the racism, xenophobia and sexism, and the death threat and inflated ego are a bit of a turn off, but nice guy FF.  Smiley Smiley
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« Reply #65 on: April 11, 2016, 07:04:15 AM »
Quote from: Thinking Crumpets Crumpet on January 19, 2016, 02:21:27 AM
Some potential avatars:



*Note, supposed to be a joke, lest anyone fall victim to Poe's Law.
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« Reply #66 on: April 12, 2016, 01:02:57 PM »
We're all going to DIAF

Quote from: kobidobidog on April 12, 2016, 11:47:54 AM
Yes. It is not evil to look at the nude form whatever the age. We live in a nude universe. People need to accept that. It is up to the person who is mortal to see God as light or fire based on how they are. Unsafe people will be burned up on judgment day.

Quote from: kobidobidog on April 12, 2016, 11:59:19 AM
We are people. laws divide. We need to act like we are in God's kingdom now to be in God's kingdom then. Those that do not do that will be seen as chaff being burned up.
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« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2016, 08:22:07 AM »

Meh, why bother?
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« Reply #68 on: April 14, 2016, 02:57:47 PM »
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« Reply #69 on: April 14, 2016, 03:44:53 PM »
Context:
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« Reply #70 on: April 15, 2016, 09:04:21 AM »
Quote from: Da-Jon on April 15, 2016, 09:02:10 AM
The Dems are the party that appeal towards females because of abortion and planned parenthood and abortion. Trump and Sanders do appeal to non ethnic minorities.
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« Reply #71 on: April 15, 2016, 03:24:25 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on April 14, 2016, 11:40:05 PM
What's O'Malley up to these days, anyway?  Did he manage to find somebody to give him a ride back from Iowa, or is he taking the Greyhound?  At least he found a bus with a wifi connection so he can tweet things! Smiley
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« Reply #72 on: April 17, 2016, 01:09:25 PM »
Quote from: When do you think it will all become clear? on April 17, 2016, 01:00:02 PM
BTW, "Freiwall" really sounds like it could be an actual German word. Tongue
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« Reply #73 on: April 19, 2016, 08:14:04 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=234842.0
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« Reply #74 on: April 19, 2016, 02:47:58 PM »

At least her English is far superior to mine.
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