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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
Kalwejt
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« Reply #125 on: August 08, 2016, 12:22:56 AM »
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Quote from: Lief 🐋 on August 07, 2016, 11:36:44 PM
This is a disgusting thread. I eagerly await your apology.
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« Reply #126 on: August 10, 2016, 05:53:47 AM »
Quote from: Cathcon on August 10, 2016, 05:49:15 AM

Stop this crap and start eating healthier. Corn flakes are just fine.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #127 on: August 10, 2016, 08:35:18 PM »
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« Reply #128 on: August 25, 2016, 01:45:13 PM »
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Quote from: Siren on August 25, 2016, 01:41:31 PM
Anonymous sources claim that his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #129 on: August 26, 2016, 05:13:51 PM »
OC never dissapoints

Quote from: Da-Jon on August 26, 2016, 04:51:42 PM
It depends on 2016, and the CRTs. He already extended the Voting Rights Act to Blacks and Women. If the CRTs go leftward and Obamacare continues he will be a Trailblazer, too.
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« Reply #130 on: August 30, 2016, 07:45:34 AM »
Quote from: Averroës on August 30, 2016, 07:10:59 AM
It's a good that JCL married a geologist. I'm not sure that anyone else would have the necessary expertise to understand what goes on in his head.

Please don't insult pieces of rock by comparing them to the void inside JCL's head.
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« Reply #131 on: September 14, 2016, 10:49:14 AM »
Quote from: Grumps on September 14, 2016, 10:45:44 AM
Quote from: Virginia on September 14, 2016, 10:31:30 AM
What color is the problem region? Black/white?

Tender is always going to blame it on the blacks.
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« Reply #132 on: September 16, 2016, 02:41:03 PM »
Quote from: xīngkěruì on September 16, 2016, 12:13:30 PM
Hassan should climb to the top of it and take it down, Kander should take it out with a blindfold on, Flawless Beautiful Marco Purple heart Purple heart Purple heart should dispel with the fiction that the trolls on that board don't know what they're doing, and Ernst should make it squeal.
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« Reply #133 on: September 23, 2016, 02:34:07 AM »
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« Reply #134 on: September 23, 2016, 06:34:53 AM »
Context needed:

Quote from: Joe Republic on September 18, 2016, 01:49:33 AM
The guy's name is Ramon Sanders.

Ramon = Mexican (rapists, not good people)
Sanders = anybody with this name is socialist by association

HP
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #135 on: September 23, 2016, 11:39:26 AM »
Quote from: Virginia on September 23, 2016, 11:38:23 AM

You didn't actually provide any context though Sad

I still don't get why people put "Context" here and then just put the post and nothing else. Ideally, you'd put Context: [thread title] so we know right off the bat what the thread was about. Including a quote that links to the post is really just pro forma for this thread, so I don't think that counts as context.

I guess it's just a reminded you should see the thread to see what the reference is about.
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« Reply #136 on: September 23, 2016, 03:53:02 PM »
Quote from: Virginia on September 23, 2016, 01:00:37 PM
Technically the forum code could be altered to censor posts from TNVolunteer that contain NH-related words, like "NH", "New Hampshire", "Hassan", "Climbin' Maggie", and so on..

Of course at that point it's a game of whack-a-mole. What about a lobotomy?

Endorsed.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #137 on: September 23, 2016, 06:14:46 PM »
Quote from: True Federalist on September 23, 2016, 05:36:24 PM
Quote from: Kalwejt on September 23, 2016, 03:53:02 PM
Quote from: Virginia on September 23, 2016, 01:00:37 PM
Technically the forum code could be altered to censor posts from TNVolunteer that contain NH-related words, like "NH", "New Hampshire", "Hassan", "Climbin' Maggie", and so on..

Of course at that point it's a game of whack-a-mole. What about a lobotomy?

Endorsed.

With or without context?

In desperate situations such as this context is irrelevant.
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« Reply #138 on: September 24, 2016, 03:35:15 AM »
Quote from: Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan on September 23, 2016, 11:47:18 AM
I always find it funny that Brazil was able to find Maronite president while they don't need to and Lebanon still can't find one but they should.
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« Reply #139 on: September 29, 2016, 04:34:46 PM »

I'd be f**king angry if he lived in my country.
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« Reply #140 on: October 01, 2016, 12:33:09 AM »
Quote from: Figueira on September 30, 2016, 11:55:36 PM
I'm not a computer, but if I was, I would never think of consuming other computers.
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« Reply #141 on: October 01, 2016, 06:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Extremely Crazy Eternal Senator Yankee on October 01, 2016, 05:03:18 PM
Romney didn't have a biggest mistake. He made so many that it was death by a thousand paper cuts.
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« Reply #142 on: October 01, 2016, 06:04:06 PM »
Quote from: ChairmanSanchez on October 01, 2016, 05:40:08 PM
How many Polaks does it take to swing an election? A lot! Duh dum duh ching!
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« Reply #143 on: October 04, 2016, 11:35:41 AM »
Quote from: Sprouts Farmers Market ✘ on October 04, 2016, 08:06:34 AM

Kal, you just don't understand how seriously we take the royal family in this country since you haven't had one for two centuries, but I assure you, this was no joke. I just want Kim to narrate the whole experience for us and the lessons learned in that ever-so-confident voice to make me feel like we no longer have reason to worry. Until then, I will feel broken inside.
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« Reply #144 on: October 05, 2016, 12:44:02 PM »
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« Reply #145 on: October 11, 2016, 07:46:01 AM »
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Quote from: Jante's Law Revivalist on October 10, 2016, 06:28:34 PM
That alone would make her presidency worthwhile, yes.
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« Reply #146 on: October 17, 2016, 01:14:25 PM »
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Quote from: Oakvale on October 17, 2016, 09:56:47 AM
What would Jill Stein do after this? Flee to Moscow?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #147 on: October 18, 2016, 02:36:09 PM »
Quote from: The Unbearable Invicibility of Hillary Clinton on October 18, 2016, 02:33:38 PM
Quote from: Tender Branson on October 18, 2016, 02:26:31 PM
LOL, yeah.

I can draw up all 50 states + DC on a blank map too, name all their state capitals, their current Governors and their current 2 Senators ... Tongue

Well for someone who can draw all the states, your avatar is one of the worst drawings of Kentucky I have ever seen.
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« Reply #148 on: October 24, 2016, 11:22:29 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on October 23, 2016, 09:34:41 PM
Quote from: Go Cubs Go! on October 23, 2016, 08:18:37 PM
Quote from: Mr. Morden on October 23, 2016, 07:47:35 PM
Why wasn't DWPerry listed as an option here?  It looks like he tied for second place in the earlier poll.


Goddamn it I knew someone would find out. Let this be a lesson kids, don't lie - commit voter fraud instead.

So you admit that DWPerry was left out of this debate simply because he failed to register with the FEC?  More proof that the system is rigged, and this entire "favorite poster" series is built on lies.
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« Reply #149 on: October 27, 2016, 01:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on October 27, 2016, 12:51:47 PM
I'm disappointed. I was expecting Jill to invest her money in Gazprom and Lukoil.
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