845 AM - Wake up
850 AM - Brief relaxation
900 AM - Get out of bed
915 AM - Log onto US Election Atlas (duh)
930 AM - Start watching Bob's Burgers, Family Guy, American Dad, etc.
1000 AM - Start making breakfast
1005 AM - Realize my life is spiraling out of control when I burn my hand on the skillet
1015 AM - Finish making breakfast
1020 AM - Finish eating breakfast
1030 AM - Start playing video games
100 PM - Make lunch
110 PM - Finish eating lunch
115 PM - Continue playing video games
600 PM - Eat dinner
615 PM - Continue playing video games
700 PM - Shower
715 PM - Continue playing video games
1000 PM - Go to bed
My life sucks
Such brief relaxations wiill result in blindness, your hands getting covered in hair and possibly impotence. Also, it makes Baby Jesus cry.
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