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Kalwejt
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« on: April 07, 2013, 10:59:57 AM »
Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2013, 11:20:38 AM »
Quote from: afleitch on April 07, 2013, 11:18:39 AM
Quote from: Northeast Representative Kalwejt on April 07, 2013, 10:59:57 AM
Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.

Except the gays, who either seem to be married and/or having regular sex Grin

And that is exactly why Rev. Falwell warned us about gays.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2013, 02:12:04 PM »
Quote from: Senator Clarence on April 07, 2013, 01:58:37 PM
I was dependent on cocaine for nearly 5 years

You were Freddie Picker?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2013, 02:25:42 PM »
Well, guys, here's your choice:

1 Start being gay
2. Accept you'll remain chaste forever
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2013, 04:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Veep Duke on April 07, 2013, 04:14:05 PM
Don't be friends with girls. There's your problem.

You won this thread.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2013, 04:27:41 PM »
« Edited: April 07, 2013, 04:30:34 PM by Northeast Representative Kalwejt »
Quote from: Governor Scott on April 07, 2013, 04:20:51 PM
Quote from: HagridOfTheDeep on April 07, 2013, 04:17:58 PM
I was once babysitting my aunt's gross dogs, and I let the one dog eat its own shit so I didn't have to stoop down to pick it up.

Is this normal?

I didn't even know dogs did that.  I know guinea pigs do.

Hm, I have two guinea pig and never observed such behavior. As of dogs, that's correct. The reason they're eating poo, including their own, is a need for bacterial flora.

I remember our dog sneaking to cat's cuvette.
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2013, 07:38:10 AM »
I killed man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2013, 08:52:53 AM »
Quote from: homelycooking on April 08, 2013, 08:19:25 AM

This line takes on a whole new character when you imagine it delivered in a Polish accent and without the article "a" before "man", as Kalwejt has enabled us to.

Articles are for sissies.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2013, 05:45:27 AM »
Quote from: politicus on April 11, 2013, 05:33:09 AM
I once hit a guy in the eye with a billiard club.

He was a neo-nazi and much bigger than me and was in the proces of beating one of my friends quite badly before I did it, but I still dont like the tought that I might have blinded him.

You are a hero.
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2013, 11:26:38 AM »
I fought the law and I won.
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2013, 11:45:40 AM »
I'm directly responsible for 9/11
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2013, 04:54:13 PM »
I'm thinking about assaulting Joe Republic.
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2013, 08:28:19 AM »
This thread is on life support.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2013, 09:35:14 PM »
Quote from: memphis on April 21, 2013, 02:35:47 PM
I rather enjoy being lectured about sex by people who have zero experience with it. I feel like I'm at the Vatican.

Do you really think the people in Vatican have no idea about sex? Lulz.
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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2013, 09:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Nathan on April 21, 2013, 09:34:52 PM
Quote from: Californian Tony on April 21, 2013, 09:25:13 PM
I'm with Grumps here. I'd like to know it if the poster I'm communicating with is such a creep.

I'm afraid without solid evidences it would be just a hearsay.

If TiK decided to outs said creep, he should back it up with PMs in question.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2013, 05:22:09 AM »
Quote from: Californian Tony on April 23, 2013, 09:47:21 PM
Quote from: Lazy Work on April 23, 2013, 06:37:34 PM
I have a crush on a fictional character. Several.

Oh, interesting point! I also had one, when I was 14-15 (with some remnants of it for a few years).

Oldiesfreak still has.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2013, 04:46:49 PM »
I still have crushes on some fictional characters.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2013, 06:47:32 AM »
I've accidentally killed a beautiful mermaid once. I was fishing and she went for a bite. Not really my fault, she should've know better, but I can't stop feeling guilty.

Before she died she told me her name, and it wasn't Ariel.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2013, 02:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Tik on April 26, 2013, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: Senator-elect Kalwejt (Liberal-VT) on April 26, 2013, 06:47:32 AM
I've accidentally killed a beautiful mermaid once. I was fishing and she went for a bite. Not really my fault, she should've know better, but I can't stop feeling guilty.

Before she died she told me her name, and it wasn't Ariel.

Oh my god.

Was it?

Please say it wasn't Greg.

Oh my god

GO TO HELL

Come on, bro, accidents happens.

Also, she turned into a very tasty fishburgers, so she did not die in vain.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2013, 05:30:16 PM »
Quote from: PASOK Leader Hashemite on August 13, 2013, 08:44:03 AM
Re: i hope the US Army doesn't sue me for stealing property



Incoming.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2013, 07:11:02 AM »
Quote from: Scott on August 27, 2013, 07:42:45 PM
Last fall, I was writing a short erotic story in which krazen gets seduced, and then raped, by his male high school teacher.  Sadly, I was about halfway through with it before I forgot about it and the file got deleted when I had to clean my hard drive.  From what I remember, it was pretty graphic.

"Krazen" and "erotic" does not belong in the same sentence.
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« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2013, 06:50:14 PM »
About a year ago I actually watched two episodes of My Little Pony. I feel dirty ever since.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2015, 04:11:05 PM »
I can't get two things out of my head. The one is a song from the movie "Frozen". The second is Michael Heseltine.
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