Santorum "wins Iowa by 34 votes"

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Hmm, the numbers for both the Mittster and Frothy went down, and 8 precincts are "missing" (which raises the question of how many are partially missing).  Suspicious much?

The whole concept of caucuses is retarded and undemocratic, so casting suspicions on their results is rather missing the point.

After all these years, I still don't know how the f**king thing works

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At least even in worst case, map won't be all-Romney.

So a couple precinct results just disappeared?

As the outcome isn't defininte, I'd also urge Dave to award point to those who picked both Romney and Santorum.

Moderate hero.