You just become President for Life

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With an absolute power. You position is strong enough to not worry about anything.

You don't have to care about elections, Congress, Supreme Court etc.

What would you do. What would be you agenda?

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Hide under the bed muttering "Help."

That's more reasonable agenda than JC

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Give Oklahoma back to Native Americans and handed to them Tom Coburn, Jim Inhofe and Dan Boren

Then invite cooliest fellows from Atlas to big and free White House all-night party

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Assuming that I became U.S. President for live:

1. Abolish the death penalty
2. Establish the universal health care
3. Legalize marijuana
4. Deport Sarah Palin to Russia
5. Send Saxby Chambliss back in time to Vietnam, so he would learn the respect for disabled veterans

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Committing suicide by smoking pot? Wha? Clearly someone has watched Reefer Madness one too many times.

Lol

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As President for Live I would nominate Jewish Conservative to the SCOTUS and he would write hillarious decisions (as I would not, as a dictator, care about SCOTUS )

While I'm decided to give Oklahoma back, if not, I'd name Mechman a Governor General and let his do whatever he just want

DWTL should be Solicitor General, just to piss him as he would have to argue before Hon. Justice JC

I would order every violent criminal to watch the Bold and the Beautiful all the time, then relase some to kill Ridge and Co.

I would rename all streets in Idaho to "Barack Obama avenue", to piss Idahoans

Then, accomplishing my might agenda, I would go to bed

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And I would, regarding Mark Warner cultist, establish special Mark Warner temples, so they would get finally a place to worship him without irritating others Atlas members


Mark the Almighty (official portrait)

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Oral Roberts University to Mechman University

Good idea, becuase Oral may be offensive for religious-morality nutcases

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Oh, forgot to mention. I'd order Maria Cantwell to marry me

If you were President for Life, which country would you invade (one option):

Mine: Liechtenstein

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1. Declare that Liechtenstein is developing a deadly WMD
2. Invade them
3. Establish a Green Zone, which would occupy half of the country
4. Clear all bank accounts and run to Switzerland

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Which one Robert Stark he is?

Neverthless, I would reinstate our fallem brother Mechman to live