Weird dreams you've had involving politicians

[Barnes]

Well not politicians in the sense here, but years ago I had dreams involving Queen Victoria and Elizabeth I plus a fair amount of pot. Make of that what you will.

[Barnes]

I dreamt it was the first round of the French presidential election. FBM and Le Pen qualified for the runoff (but for some reason I didn't know their percentages). All I know is that Mélenchon came in third with 19% and Hamon came fifth with 7%, which made it pretty f**king depressing.

Sorry, who (or what) is FBM?

Flawless Beautiful Macron.

Ah! I had theories involving either Fan Boy or Flanby's Baby; I was rather hoping for the later.

[Barnes]

I dreamt it was the first round of the French presidential election. FBM and Le Pen qualified for the runoff (but for some reason I didn't know their percentages). All I know is that Mélenchon came in third with 19% and Hamon came fifth with 7%, which made it pretty f**king depressing.

Sorry, who (or what) is FBM?

Flawless Beautiful Macron.

Ah! I had theories involving either Fan Boy or Flanby's Baby; I was rather hoping for the later.

Hey, I'm not against alternative nicknames.