Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[ChrisJG777]

obama is an extremist radical sociailist and bayh is just an old style democrat liberal

There's an object out there called a "dictionary", and I do believe you'll find it very useful in looking up the words 'socialist' and 'liberal', as neither of which mean what you think they do.

But it's true.  He has no idea as to what those terms mean.   

[ChrisJG777]

obama is an extremist radical sociailist and bayh is just an old style democrat liberal

There's an object out there called a "dictionary", and I do believe you'll find it very useful in looking up the words 'socialist' and 'liberal', as neither of which mean what you think they do.

But it's true.  He has no idea as to what those terms mean.   

A lot of people on here don't. Most people in North America don't either.

Indeed...

[ChrisJG777]

Here's is one of me screwing with ChrisJG777:

The ultra moderate Jive Turkey Party (Howard Stern and Jesus H. Christ) wins an electoral landslide over the Democrats (Barack Obama and Joseph Biden) and the Republicans(Bobby Jindal and Sarah Palin). Everybody wakes up the next day with hangovers and have the munchies. Snack vendors nationwide rejoice.

I like this prediction best, if only for the sheer absurdity of it (as things stand now).   

Well chances are pretty high it won't be laughed at in 3 years, haha.

I did say "as things stand now". 

When I said it won't be laughed at in 3 years, it's true. Everyone is laughing their asses off right now.

When you say "it's true", you're kind of implying you can predict the future.  The reality is that there is a reasonable chance that your prediction there won't happen at all, like all the others. 

You're just a mindless political hack!

If you say so.   

I've had it with you braindead bleedingheart uber liberal ACLU carryun sons of guns! Ya think that just cause your dream candidate won that evurythun is dayses un roses for u? Do ya! Well ya rong boi! This is Muricah! This is Muricah boy! We must secede ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEELVEN!!!!!!!! The Jive Turkey Party shall rise again!

You'll find that my economic views are quite incompatible with that of Liberalism, unlike yours. 

And you're quite sure it wasn't the other way round, hmm?   

[ChrisJG777]

Most important year in history:

64,998,665 BC, the year the dinosaurs were wiped off the planet by a bigass asteroid.

He managed to get it down to the last year? 

[ChrisJG777]

I wonder if this is worthy of entry... 

In Oklahoma, $7,660 buy you nine cars, a mansion, and a mulatto boy named Kianga.

No fool!
$7,660 buys you nine full sized trucks, a friggin island, and 7 sex slaves in Oklahoma!
Get it right.

I didn't know it was legal to have sex in Oklahoma.

[ChrisJG777]

So by casting my vote for Obama i basically emasculated millions of men, a feminist wet dream!

Click for context. 

[ChrisJG777]

Sometimes I wonder if CARL belonged to his high school's debate club, except he was the only member and instead of an opposing team he argued with his pet rock

Let me guess, the rock won each and every time?