Update

[Mechaman]

I felt like it was only fair to update all of my friends here on the current state of me and my ex Asian Mistress.

Be honest now, son- you chose an Asian girl because she wouldn't laugh at your small dick, right?

Guilty

You're a brave soul to admit that. Only a true man could publicly admit (on an internet forum) that he has a small penis.

[Mechaman]

UPDATE:

I felt like it was only fair to update all of my friends here on the current state of me and my ex Asian Mistress. I was just informed today that she stopped talking to the pothead skater boy a week after we had our little blow up. I've been working with her roommate on an apology letter, which I just sent off, and now we can all play with waiting game. I want us to place bets too. Will she never respond? If she does, how long will it be before I hear from her? A week? 2 weeks? A month? Halloween!? This is so exciting!!!

I won't be surprised if she comes back begging for your disadvantaged libido within a month.

[Mechaman]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

[Mechaman]

I hope she still has the magnifine glass she'd use to find my member!

Damn boy, I know it's fun to occasionally poke fun at oneself, but damn dude.........how would that even work?

He'll tell her it's a scientific experiment. That's like the most erotic thing you can say to an Asian.

We actually used to measure it and make logs so she could make excel graphs. It was so much fun.


But in all seriousness, mechman has bet a month. He'd win if I hear from her by mid October. I won't reveal the prize yet.

In all seriousness, I didn't bet a month before you hear from her again, I bet a month that you would either be very friendly with each other or she would be making more excel graphs if you catch my drift.