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Mechaman
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« on: February 04, 2010, 09:17:25 PM »
« edited: February 05, 2010, 12:17:55 AM by Richard Russell 2.0 »

WHAT WOULD RUSSELL KNOW ABOUT DIRTY SOUTH VALUES?


Richard Russell(aka Mechaman) claims to be running a campaign on return to Southern values but what would he, a legal resident of Montana, know about "Southern" values. In fact, he will still be registered in Montana long after the next Senate takes office till April. He knows nothing about values and is running one of the most insultingly anti-southern campaign ever. The DS deserves much better them this condescending and narcissistic
 campaign.


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I hate Oklahoma weather, so

Mechaman
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Still DA

So the game mods of Atlasia would make me wait 240 days instead of just 180 days?
That's communism.
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 12:48:21 AM »


It doesn't surprise me that Vane would, but you SPC? Really?
I am WAYY CLOSER TO YOU THAN NORTH CAROLINA YANKEE WILL EVER BE.
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 12:59:06 AM »


It doesn't surprise me that Vane would, but you SPC? Really?
I am WAYY CLOSER TO YOU THAN NORTH CAROLINA YANKEE WILL EVER BE.

I was under the impression that you were running a joke campaign.

Oh yeah, well joke campaign is over now.
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2010, 03:46:39 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2010, 04:27:42 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.
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Mechaman
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2010, 04:30:37 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.

Oh, don't bother, Mecha, Yankee's days are counted already, as Gporter will beat him soon Smiley

Sweet Baby Jesus, if GPORTER is his only opposition I would be extremely tempted to vote for Yankee.
I'm serious.
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Mechaman
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2011, 03:50:23 PM »

Yankee, if reelected, will you pledge to bang at least 15 interns during your entire term?

As much fun as that sounds, I am afraid, I won't be able to make that pledge at this time. I apologize for the inconvenience. Tongue

I don't blame you, 15 is a lot.

I'd have to reload after 4.
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2011, 02:01:45 AM »
« Edited: February 13, 2011, 02:04:10 AM by William Cutting for Pres 2012 »

Senator Yankee, what is your opinion of gay interspecies polygamy?
Also, do you think Limp Bizkit fans should be considered human?
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