Kids of Republicans pull parents to the left on gay marriage

[Mechaman]

For the love of Jesus Christ, his mother Mary, and the earthly father Joseph just admit you don't like gays Aggregate Demand!  Nobody is buying this verbose bullshit of yours that you simply don't like the expansion of government power, "it's all a conspiracy against singles" blah blah blah blah arguments.  It is obvious to anyone over a fifth grade reading level and an IQ above room temperature that you just don't like gay marriage and are coming up with every half baked argument in the book to argue why it's not a good thing while trying to sound as non-bigoted as possible.