Coalition for the Protection of Gun Rights (CPGR)- Endorsement vote!

[Mechaman]

Dear delegates of the CPGR,

I beg you to support the Mechaman candidacy for the At-Large Senate seat.  While many candidates speak loudly about how they are pro-gun, they merely choose weak and weaseled positions on the matter.  I, Mechaman, born the son of Soviet-IRA immigrants in the Midwest, strongly believe in the tradition and rights associated with universal gun ownership.  NOT MERELY THE RIGHT, MIND YOU, BUT OF THE AVAILABILITY OF HAND GUNS, ASSAULT RIFLES, AND TEAR GAS CANISTERS FOR ALL RESIDENTS!

Need I remind you that this campaign is the only campaign IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GREAT AND ILLUSTRIOUS NATION! that supports giving handguns to every public school child in the country!  Yes, the Bad Party is the only party in the country that is willing to stand up for the protection of the young and the defenseless in this nation!

SO please, do your patriotic duty and give the Bad Party your kind and patriotic endorsement!