Petition to demod Inks

[Mechaman]

Hey guys!  I hear that there is a lonely little corner in that cave of yours!  May I offer my kind and humble services?  I mean yeah, it isn't usually a good thing when a poster asks to be a moderator, but I hear you guys see that as initiative or some sh*t!  I really want to do this for the greater good of the forum so that kids and teachers and minorities can use this website without fear of coming across naked horse penii or exploding heads or sober Irishmen with bad language while turning a blind eye to disgusting misogyny, disgusting racism, transphobia, elitism, classim, open admissions of abusing women, open admissions of having sexual intercourse with teenage prostitutes, and all those other disturbing personality traits that would alarm any decent person!  Please choose me!  Choose me!  I'll be a good little boy scout for you!

If need be I can send you a functional resume with a nice little cover sheet with little stars on the corners to show how dedicated and serious I am with a little embedded youtube video!  Please, think of the forum!

-Your Humble as Pie Applicant, Mechaman