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Hahahahahahha!
Hhahahahahahah!

Basically I played as Bryan while supporting Civil Rights and opposing Lynching.  This was the result.

---- William McKinley    379    7,799,556    56.00%
---- John Palmer    52    1,348,417    9.68%
---- William Jennings Bryan    16    4,779,583    34.32%


YEs, that is a McKinley victory in Georgia.  44.62%, to be exact.

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William J. Bryan, True Leftist Edition:

I ran as Bryan and took the most extremist answer on every liberal issue.  I tried to switch it up a little, by being a wet who supported Tammany.  Well, here is the result.

---- William McKinley    331    8,300,086    59.44%
---- John Palmer    100    1,973,041    14.13%
---- William Jennings Bryan    16    3,691,004    26.43%

Bryan:

Best States:

Nevada: 68.65%
Utah: 64.50%
Idaho: 63.54%
Colorado: 63.13%
Montana: 61.93%

Worst States:

Arkansas: 0.00%
Alabama: 0.00%
Louisiana: 0.00%
Mississippi: 0.00%
South Carolina: 0.00%

McKinley:

Best States:

Vermont: 82.94%
Massachusetts: 77.76%
Maine: 77.45%
New Hampshire: 74.04%
Rhode Island: 73.22%

Worst States:

Nevada: 31.35%
Arkansas: 30.69%
Alabama: 30.53%
South Carolina: 14.91%
Mississippi: 12.07%

Palmer:

Best States:

Mississippi: 87.93%
South Carolina: 85.09%
Alabama: 69.47%
Arkansas: 69.31%
Louisiana: 66.76%

Worst States:

North Dakota: .47%
South Dakota: .45%
Montana: .30%
Utah: .07%
Nevada: 0.00%

Hahahahaha

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NO WE CAN'T!
The story of my epic fail as Obama in 2012:

Candidate   Electoral Votes   Popular Votes   Popular Vote %
---- Mitt Romney    433    75,855,223    58.06%
---- Barack Obama    105    51,961,705    39.77%
---- Gary Johnson    0    2,254,164    1.73%
---- Jill Stein    0    575,515    0.44%

Yeah, I got massacred.

Obama
Best States:

DC: 86.62%
California: 56.69%
Vermont: 54.05%
Massachusetts: 52.74%
Hawaii: 52.33%
Illinois: 51.93%
Rhode Island: 50.74%
Oregon: 48.55%
New Mexico: 48.20%
Washington: 46.13%

Worst States:
West Virginia: 28.68
Wyoming: 27.44%
Kentucky: 27.31%
Alabama: 26.84%
Texas: 26.31%
North Dakota: 25.48%
South Carolina: 25.10%
Mississippi: 24.21%
Oklahoma: 24.08%
Utah: 20.77%

Romney:

BEst States:

Utah: 78.25%
Oklahoma: 75.92%
MIssissippi: 74.29%
South Carolina: 73.13%
North Dakota: 72.20%
Alabama: 71.74%
Texas: 71.47%
Kentucky: 70.92%
West Virginia: 70.15%
Arkansas: 69.57%

Worst States:
Washington: 50.96%
Oregon: 48.55%
Rhode Island: 46.52%
Illinois: 45.77%
New Mexico: 45.74%
Hawaii: 44.83%
Massachusetts: 43.75%
Vermont: 43.05%
California: 40.03%
DC: 10.59%

In other news, Johnson got almost twice as many votes in California than Romney did in Wyoming, lol.

---- Mitt Romney    176,404    69.41%    3
vs
---- Gary Johnson    346,604    2.46%    0

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1896: William J. Bryan, Republican In All But Name:

Candidate   Electoral Votes   Popular Votes   Popular Vote %
---- William McKinley    319    8,088,737    58.19%
---- John Palmer    112    2,105,084    15.14%
---- William Jennings Bryan    16    3,706,901    26.67%

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Michelle, I'm getting tired of this sh**t!

---- Mitt Romney    535    77,367,296    59.06%
---- Barack Obama    3    50,471,510    38.53%
---- Gary Johnson    0    2,211,648    1.69%
---- Jill Stein    0    948,408    0.72%

[Mechaman]

Hahaha, yeah this.

Granted, I play the 80 question game every single time, but I've never been able to win as Bryan much less get a landslide victory of that magnitude.  Kudos sir, I am in utter awe.

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I quit playing it some of the states were way too liberal or conservative, and it was also skewed toward Bryan in 1896 and Obama in 2012.

Skewed towards Bryan?

Did you run as a racist McKinley?  Because I had to practically rape a baby to lose as McKinley.  I mean, I had to actually TRY LOSING in order to lose against Bryan.

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Rendezvous with Tricky Dick

Candidate   Electoral Votes   Popular Votes   Popular Vote %
---- Richard Nixon   405   33,009,113   44.9%
---- Hubert H. Humphrey   79   29,739,997   40.5%
---- George Wallace   53   10,752,198   14.6%

I ran with Ronald Reagan as my VP choice with a moderate conservative law and order campaign.  I emphasized "accountability", attacked inflation, took a very strong stance on the riots, took a moderate position on Affirmative Action and busing, said I would keep troop levels in Vietnam at current levels while pursuing peace, said that Johnson handled the war wrong but Tet Offensive was bad for the Viet Cong, etc. etc. etc.  I had a pretty good lead in many Midwest states before we sabotaged the Peace Talks, which might've helped with the landslide.

Closest States:

Michigan
Richard Nixon   1,554,784   46.46   21
Hubert H. Humphrey   1,554,587   46.46   0
George Wallace   236,895   7.08   0

New York
Richard Nixon   3,173,843   46.24   43
Hubert H. Humphrey   3,157,071   46.00   0
George Wallace   532,945   7.76   0

Texas:
Hubert H. Humphrey   1,311,981   41.94   25
Richard Nixon   1,298,163   41.50   0
George Wallace   518,212   16.57   0

South Carolina:
George Wallace   245,213   35.89   8
Richard Nixon   242,152   35.44   0
Hubert H. Humphrey   195,817   28.66   0

Pennsylvania:
Richard Nixon   2,053,861   43.77   29
Hubert H. Humphrey   2,032,397   43.31   0
George Wallace   606,320   12.92   0

Maryland:
Richard Nixon   576,145   45.05   10
Hubert H. Humphrey   560,089   43.80   0
George Wallace   142,598   11.15   0

Washington:
Richard Nixon   600,814   46.76   9
Hubert H. Humphrey   583,851   45.44   0
George Wallace   100,131   7.79   0

West Virginia:
Hubert H. Humphrey   339,303   46.08   7
Richard Nixon   328,411   44.60   0
George Wallace   68,598   9.32   0

Tennessee:
Richard Nixon   476,841   36.41   11
George Wallace   447,156   34.14   0
Hubert H. Humphrey   385,680   29.45   0

Maine:
Hubert H. Humphrey   193,434   49.97   3
Richard Nixon   179,217   46.30   1
George Wallace   14,446   3.73   0