There's so many movies, let me think:
Top Five:
1.
Unforgiven: The tone, mannnnnn.
2.
Once Upon a Time In America: The tone, mannnnn.
3.
The Deer Hunter: The tone, maannnnnnn.
4.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: The tone, mannnnn.
5.
Taxi Driver: The tone, man. Also, I love how absolutely unhinged DeNiro is in this film. I mean this guy is a nutcase!
This was pretty hard to do, for the record.
Bottom Five
Yes, even this is hard because I've seen so many bad ones. Hell, this is actually pretty painful because I have to think back on all the horrible movies I've seen in 25 years and come up with the worst. The great news though is that since I've seen literally thousands of movies, the bottom five will probably be crapfests universally hated by EVERYONE:
5.
The American: Seemed like it would be such a good movie. But alas, the most arousing thing about it was the Italian hooker's tits.
4.
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: The Power of Love or some bullsh**t like that: None of the guilty pleasure or menace of the first or third films. They almost killed Freddy Kruger in this film.
3.
Epic Movie: Dude, shoot me.
2.
Scary Movie: Responsible for atrocities like the previous movie getting in vogue. Also, was stupider and more homophobic than a Fred Phelps sermon.
1.
Total Recall (2012)
Why God? Why?
If I did this post again tomorrow, I would probably come up with a different bottom five. It's incredibly difficult to think of which movies you think are literally the worst movies you've ever seen when you've thought that same thing after dozens of them.
