Official Naso's Girlfriend Discussion Thread

[Mechaman]

Is she also a ginger? Is it easier for gingers to score gingers? Or do they like to date out of their ethnic group?

I don't know about the first two, but the last one is a yes.

More like a "hell yes".

Gingers like yours truly knows that our women are crazier than mothaf***ahs.  When it comes to that time of month we would rather deal with mafiosos than female gingers.

Seriously give me all the black and hispanic women in the world.  Anybody but vampire pale white redheaded women.  They crazy.

[Mechaman]

Sheeyit bro!  That is truly impressive!

She's gorgeous man!

Or I've been drinking much more than usual.

[Mechaman]

Nah bro, Facebook says that girl is married to some guy who is not Naso.

WHY HE LIE TO ME!?  THAT'S BULLSHEET!

[Mechaman]

In all serious, I wouldn't lie

She is my current GF but we didn't make it FB public. That guy she has is actually an old friend who if memory serves me correctly may not be straight. It's one of those like when girls saying "Sally is married to Kristy" but under info it's interested in "men".

So either you're a lying sack of sh*t or you are a horrific piece of sh*t bastard who willingly sleeps with people who aren't single because their partner might be gay?

Tell me how either one of those makes you a good guy?

[Mechaman]

I am dating a girl. Since when did dating go against conservative values?

All I did was post a picture of the girl I've started dating. Then someone finds her profile and sees that it doesn't mention our relationship, but mentions the "funny" or "joking" relationship with another guy who I confused with one of her friends who is gay. How is any of this making me a bad person?

I don't think Mechaman understands the concept of people putting fake relationship statuses on Facebook just for fun.  I have a few girl friends who are "married" to other girl friends, but they're  not gay.

Or right.

One of those things.

Man that's gay!

[Mechaman]

I am dating a girl. Since when did dating go against conservative values?

All I did was post a picture of the girl I've started dating. Then someone finds her profile and sees that it doesn't mention our relationship, but mentions the "funny" or "joking" relationship with another guy who I confused with one of her friends who is gay. How is any of this making me a bad person?

I don't think Mechaman understands the concept of people putting fake relationship statuses on Facebook just for fun.  I have a few girl friends who are "married" to other girl friends, but they're  not gay.

Right, you understand what I'm saying. She's 19. She isn't "married" to so and so. I just don't like putting myself in a public statement like that on FB.

Given the recent posts revealing the retardery of teenagish morons doing the whole relationship thing I humbly apologize Reaganfan.
I thought you meant like the two were like sleeping in the same bed or something.  I didn't realize you was talking about the millenium era of dumbassedery where kids get into fakeass relationships online.
Admittedly, I've drank a few glasses of Oceanspray Cranberry juice and Kellan's Irish Whiskey.  So my reading comprehension is a little impaired.

Again, I apologize.
And again, damn she fine!

[Mechaman]

Dont date anyone. Girls will just rip your heart out. Just f**k bitches and get money, man. It's the only way. Otherwise you'll be weak minded!

Mechapproved!

And make sure that they be Asian hoochies too!  I hear they make you smarter!

And again Naso, from one red headed brother to another, DO NOT TOUCH GINGER WOMEN.  Well besides giving your mother, sister, aunt or cousin a hug.
THAT'S IT.  Anything besides that is asking for certain and inevitable doom.

[Mechaman]

Hey man, I was in a relationship for 0 months before it ended for a bit. We got back together last July and it has been great. It's been a total of almost 15 months.

just got laid yesterday too, so it's all peachy in my life man

Me too

[Mechaman]

My big complaint wasn't really that Naso was getting the bush wet.  Not at all.  I believe any man, no matter his political beliefs, should get his dick wet.

What I was pissed off about was that I thought he was sexing somebody who was already in a relationship.  So my whole drunk rant about him being a hypocrite on "Reaganite values" or whatever the hell I said had to do with the typical Republican outrage at adultery and cheating.  Not "this guy got laid before marriage" sort of thing.

But, knowing that his girl likes the weird gay ass facebook relationship sh*t I can not only forgive him, but give him a WELL DONE TIGER GQ! pat on the back.

[Mechaman]

You all will have to learn the hard way. Look, I've slept with white girls, asian girls, indian girls, and they're all the same. I dated a half indian girl, fell hard for her and was with her for almost 2 years. When we broke up at Christmas, I decided it wasn't worth it, for now. You're young. Don't waste your time in relationships that won't go anywhere, especially if you're 14 years old. It isn't worth it, trust me!

15*

I dunno man...I feel like this is the girl I wanna spend the rest of my life with. It's cheesy, I know...but there's just something...I feel it.

Hey man, I was in a relationship for 0 months before it ended for a bit. We got back together last July and it has been great. It's been a total of almost 15 months.

just got laid yesterday too, so it's all peachy in my life man

Me too

Wait, how does this jive with Naso's values?

Yeah I was gonna ask the same question...

No no no! You're 15! You are just a kid! You are in no way in the mental state to know who you want to spend the rest of your life with. You're just in love, your first love. It'll really suck when you break up. It sucks even when you're 23 like it. And then you start taking pills and drinking and smoking and oh my! It just goes down hill.

Yeah I remember feeling that way about every other girl I knew that age.

Maybe I'm just biased because I failed to get any of them and thus am now entirely cynical about this bullsh*t anomaly called "love".  Frankly, I think it only exists for my parents, and my brother, and 70% of the people I know.  Pretty much everybody and anybody else whose name isn't Mechaman.

Which is for the better I guess.  I'd rather grow up being a lonely piece of sh*t alcoholic with a drug addiction who watches movies all day while making up stories of a fictional world history that never was and crime fiction in Boulder, Colorado than being a tubby gutted public accountant with a white picket fence in Middle Class Suburbia with a personal slave master and having to share my resources "for the betterment of the home".

That, and the occasional girlfriend is a lot less of a hassle to deal with than a full on "LOVE FOR A LIFETIME!!!" kind of deal.  Mind you, I'd be okay with a relationship, just not one that lasts for years or decades and I have to tell the gal I love her everytime I see her.
Maybe that makes me kind of a bastard or a hypocrite, but I'm not really at all intrigued with romance or love.  Frankly I want three things in any relationship I get in: Intellectual discussion, a common love of cinema, and the occasional sex.

Nowhere in there will you see the words "love" or "forever".

[Mechaman]

I've never had sex though and firmly intend to keep it that way until I get married, if I get married.

...

Until my dying day I will never understand this kind of masochism.  Social conservatives/religious folk will always exist on a different plane of existence to me.

Totally agree man.

Frankly I don't understand this whole "sex is better when you're devoted to someone!!!" talk.
Have any of these people watched porn before?

[Mechaman]

Screw pleasure. It's boring as hell.

I have watched porn, which came highly recommended in terms of realism and eros, and was utterly baffled and put off.

I'm not saying watching porn is better than actual sex damn it!

I'm saying that two people, who barely know each other, can have unbelievably hot sex with each other that rivals, if not flat out beats, lovey dovey "devoted relationship" sex.

[Mechaman]

A) This thread has only re-affirmed Mechaman's status as one of our best members by far.

Hey man, I had help:


To paraphrase Mike Myers: If it's not Irish, it's crap! (referring to Whiskey here, not alcohol in general.  To be fair Belgian brews are my favorite in soft alcohol)

and this:



I had a few left over after my period.

The Enlightened will get that one.

[Mechaman]

Uhm, that's not the same girl?

Pretty sure it is.

Yeah.
It's probably the difference in picture quality.  For one the photographer in the official looking picture seemed to airbrush the ginger off of the girl for some reason.

[Mechaman]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

[Mechaman]

I beg the forum to give this man a goddamn "Man+Bear" award.

Right the hell now.

What is that?

It means:  “Naso! Latebloomer of ginger and orange, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount TittyNipple to join with us in the fraternal bonds of manhood…From this moment on, you will now be known as Bushbait.”

She's a blonde.

Thank God!

I almost had a heart attack after seeing the two pictures where it looks like she has red hair.
Must be a fake.

I shalt not pray for thee longer.

[Mechaman]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

Well, didn't he just say he got laid recently?

Besides, I might be wrong but I don't think Naso's an ultra-religious conservative like TJ. Just that he's attracted to the wooly-headed nationalism and vague nostalgic platitudes of the Republican Party, and (obviously) Reagan in particular.

e: Um, is it just me or were the posts to that effect deleted? Am I imagining things?

Which posts?

The ones where, in my angry drunken stupor I explode at Naso over a misunderstanding on the whole "relationship with gay dude" thing?  Or the ones about Naso and Jake talking about getting their dicks wet?

For the record you're supposed to feel ecstatic and in love with a girl after you knock'er good.  That's what happens when you orgasm: an electrical surge goes through your brain that has the equivalent of 10,000 tons of heroin.  So you're not really being f***y if you cuddle with her afterwards, you're just higher than a kite.
I completely approve of guys loving girls who they sleep with, what I'm not so crazy about is the whole "committed" relationship thing.  I say the world would be a little better if we all just embraced the ideals of the 60's Free Love movement and just had a society based on Love Communism or something.

[Mechaman]

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?

You could talk about the ontological arguments found in Fight Club?

Or is that too f***y hipster intellectualism for most people?

[Mechaman]

I don't really get the appeal of sleeping with girls you don't want to talk to. The girl I'm currently involved with I can both sleep with and discuss Dostoevsky or avant-garde Korean movies with.

The attitude that a lot of people here have towards women is quite sad, to be honest.

Very true.

I mean my god, does Duke have his girls wear paper bags over their heads or something?

[Mechaman]

I don't really get the appeal of sleeping with girls you don't want to talk to. The girl I'm currently involved with I can both sleep with and discuss Dostoevsky or avant-garde Korean movies with.

The attitude that a lot of people here have towards women is quite sad, to be honest.

I mean my god, does Duke have his girls wear paper bags over their heads or something?

No, I'll wager Duke's women are good looking.

But guys, the post to which you take exception is humorous.  

I wasn't saying they are so ugly he has them wear bags.

WHat I meant was something along the lines of "is sex all that Duke wants from women?" kind of question.  I for one don't want to sleep with someone who I can't have a decent conversation with.  I mean really........