opebo vs. random Wikipedia article

[Mechaman]

Let me see here:

A beautifully written and scholarly concise article over St. Martins Chapel located in Chisbury that is an important part of English Heritage that includes a picture of the chapel that evokes a sense of beauty and ancient aesthetics so gorgeous it makes me think of that cute brown haired Irish chick with the big green eyes and the amazingly white smile that made my break down inside with how sweet she was and how I felt too ashamed to ask her out because she would say "no" and thus denying myself, my 17 year old self, the love of my life and doom myself to endless nights watching Kevin James films while drinking Captain Morgan's 100 Proof Rum with Fecking's Irish Whiskey, Raspberry flavored Ginger Ale, and Minute Maid Pomegranate Lemonade with Anti-Oxidants moaning about how I wasn't man enough to tell the beloved Madeline how I really thought about her?

OR

opebo?

I have to say the random Wikipedia article.