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Question: Black vs Half-White:  Could Cain win DC if US double dips?!
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Mechaman
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« on: September 29, 2011, 08:08:40 PM »

Yeah Cain could win DC.

If Obama nuked the hell out of it and then came onto camera admitting to it with a sh*teating grin on his face.  And even then it would probably be only a slight (think >.5 victory, and that's only if Obama's in-laws weren't wiped out in the initial blast) victory.
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Mechaman
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 08:13:38 PM »
« Edited: September 29, 2011, 08:15:11 PM by Krist Novoselic, Certified God of Badasses »

Yeah Cain could win DC.

If Obama nuked the hell out of it and then came onto camera admitting to it with a sh*teating grin on his face.  And even then it would probably be only a slight (think >.5 victory, and that's only if Obama's in-laws weren't wiped out in the initial blast) victory.

D.C. blacks like getting nuked by their own, so this would probably increase Obama's vote

How the f*** would you know?
Have you seen D.C. blacks nuking each other before?

Also I would love to take this moment to say that at this time the poll result bars remind me of a subtle penis.
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Mechaman
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 08:18:42 PM »

Yeah Cain could win DC.

If Obama nuked the hell out of it and then came onto camera admitting to it with a sh*teating grin on his face.  And even then it would probably be only a slight (think >.5 victory, and that's only if Obama's in-laws weren't wiped out in the initial blast) victory.

D.C. blacks like getting nuked by their own, so this would probably increase Obama's vote

How the f*** would you know?
Have you seen D.C. blacks nuking each other before?

Also I would love to take this moment to say that at this time the poll result bars remind me of a subtle penis.



Just in case somebody f***s it up by voting "yes" or "maybe".
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Mechaman
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 08:19:42 PM »

D.C. blacks like getting nuked by their own, so this would probably increase Obama's vote

How the f*** would you know?
Have you seen D.C. blacks nuking each other before?

yeah, former mayor Barry bombed all the time, to the point the streets were literally covered in craters, yet still was reelected

Did he appear on DC television and announce it with a sh*teating grin on his face?
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Mechaman
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 08:29:31 AM »

Yes, because black people vote for the blacker candidate, it makes sense.......please.

Which is why Alan Keyes did so well against Paul Sarbanes..........
And Barbara Mikulski
And Barack Obama

Oh wait........
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