Yeah Cain could win DC.
If Obama nuked the hell out of it and then came onto camera admitting to it with a sh*teating grin on his face. And even then it would probably be only a slight (think >.5 victory, and that's only if Obama's in-laws weren't wiped out in the initial blast) victory.
D.C. blacks like getting nuked by their own, so this would probably increase Obama's vote
How the f*** would you know?
Have you seen D.C. blacks nuking each other before?
Also I would love to take this moment to say that at this time the poll result bars remind me of a subtle penis.