Midwest Universal Alþing Proposal Introducing Thread

[Mechaman]

(now, please someone tell me if Mechaman is already MW citizen, as I'm not sure he can introduce bills already)

Yes, since June 27th.  THEREFORE:

Universal Cocaine:

1. Cocaine shall be free and readily available for all Midwest citizens.
2. And when I say cocaine I mean COCAINE MOTHAF***A, not that weakass "crack" sh*t.
3. Free 40 pc Spicy Chicken Nugget meal from Wendys per bag of cocaine.
4. Have each Spicy Chicken Nugget meal from Wendys come with a special commemorative gold plated plaque with Vepres face on it with the words "Il nomine Patri. Et Fili. Spiritus Sancti." in LED running along the outside.
5. Anybody who votes against this bill will be taken to Buffalo Bill's place for some good ole fashioned coerced man lovin' to be "re-educated".

"Mechaman" Holiday:

1. Every Friday shall henceforth be known forevermore as the holiday "Mechaman", for he is indeed the lord of all things awesome.
2. Every working Midwest citizen shall be given the day off to go home and sit on their asses to watching Star Trek reruns and the drinking of White Sands Caribbean Rum with Dr. Pepper.
3. Any business that refuses to respect and observe this holiday will be told "TITS OR GTFO."

[Mechaman]

The Suck It! Act:

1. All of you who post *hughughughug* can suck it!
2. Even in the face of execution, Mechaman stands by his original statements and thus you all can suck it!
3. Anybody who disagrees with Mechaman on this issue or calls for his execution can suck it!
4. Anybody who is ritard enough to execute someone over voicing free speech protest over the ritardness of *hughughughug can suck it!
5. Mall shall close at 7:45, to curb on this ritardery.  Anybody who disagrees can suck it!

[Mechaman]

Mourning for Socialism Resolution

1. December 26th, the day on which the USSR was formally dissolved, is hereby declared an annual day of mourning in the Midwest Region.
2. The governor's house will bear the flag of the old USSR on this day, at half mast.

x Thomas D

I just want to see how this vote turns out

Good point

x Kalwejt

Aww hell why not?

x Mechaman