Newsletter Ranting: Honesty, Delivered Brutally [Mad Marokai!]

[Mechaman]

I am very surprised to find that DA members don't like people thinking that their party is a whore.

I'm quite shocked myself.
I was told to be proud of the fact that our party is the Whore of Atlasia.

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Jesus, I had no idea the Butthurt Convention was in town.

Guys, grow the hell up.

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For the record I believe it was a jerk move on the DA's part to drop out on Jedi like that. I don't care what party Jedi is part of he is a hell of an independent thinker and would've made a great ticket with Franzl. However, I was under the impression that we dropped out of the ticket because we wanted to run our very own all DA ticket. Maybe I'm just shooting blanks here.......

We need to stop this childish BS and start acting like adults.

[Mechaman]

For the record I believe it was a jerk move on the DA's part to drop out on Jedi like that. I don't care what party Jedi is part of he is a hell of an independent thinker and would've made a great ticket with Franzl. However, I was under the impression that we dropped out of the ticket because we wanted to run our very own all DA ticket. Maybe I'm just shooting blanks here.......

We need to stop this childish BS and start acting like adults.

My respect for you is increasing, Mechman.  I went off the deep end because of your comment about 12 year old girls.  Now you are showing some maturity, keep it up. 

I did too, and now his standing as a poster has improved massively. I also realised Mech is twenty-one, much younger then I thought when I read his first comments, so I can understand his lust for still developing 13 and 14 year olds.

Peace fellas.

I realize I may not come across as a not so serious poster alot of times but I can't stand it whenever people go apeshit over a FUCKING GAME. Just saying.

Also to Yankee, your attempts to piss me off have failed miserably.

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Come on guys, this is how Marokai Blue makes a living. Seriously, what would be without OUTRAGE!

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OMG!!! A REFORM COALITION HAS FORMED!!! QUICK!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL THE OUTRAGE SQUAD!!!

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Future Midwest Governor Mechaman would like to personally thank Marokai Blue for endorsing his run for the governorship.

He would also like to take this time to encourage all current senators to confirm Marokai Blue for the Atlasian Court. Although he disagrees with his economic views he believes that someone with Blue's respect for civil liberties and experience is perfectly suited for the court.

X Mechaman

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MAROKAI! I WANNA HAVE YOUR MAN BABY!

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MAROKAI! I WANNA HAVE YOUR MAN BABY!

Too late, I called him, Marokai is mine.

Breaking News: I'll fucking cut you bitch!

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This newspaper is now property of the North American Sadist Love Association (NASLA).

Breaking News: I can now autofellate myself.
Inside joke for those of you who remember my infamous autofellatio thread.

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Newsletter Ranting

Telling it like it is. Angrily.

A deal with the devil.
December 15th, 2009

You knew it was coming. I just wish I got to another topic first.

In the last couple days, Xahar announced he was running for President with NiK as his running mate.

Lt. Governor: Alexander Hamilton

Yes, that NiK. The one who was Hamilton's man from day one when he tried to invade the Pacific region with zombies. But we've covered that before, no need to go back in time. This isn't a Blast From the Past article afterall, but it is essential to understand the full background of this event. And as such, knowing the curious and electorally savvy choice of NiK is important to keep in mind given his connection and his admirers.

Immediately, the ARC lined up behind him. Why would they do such a thing? The ARC would not support any random leftist, of course. Just take a look at their set of principles! Xahar is a leftist figure who has openly sympathized with and supported Socialist movements, erase his name and the circumstances from the run, and imagine any other traditional leftist, would the ARC support them? Hell no they wouldn't.

A few days ago, Bgwah, in a simple joke at the time, told Hamilton I was the JCP candidate for February. We were anxious for reactions, and so I let it go unchallenged. Within hours, though, who is the first person to contact me about me supposedly running for President? Xahar. News went straight from Hamilton to Xahar within hours on the day before and day of his decision to run. While Bgwah didn't achieve the plans he wanted to with the prank, we realized one thing from it, Xahar and Hamilton were in close contact.

Xahar/NiK is a ticket that reeks of backroom dealing, of cold calculation, of political convenience, reeks of Hamilton. And then this was said:

A good ticket which I hope I can convince the DA to support in February, if possible.

How.. disappointing. Of course, Hash later 'retracted' his support (after some great DA members rebelled from the decision and against Hash's attempted forcing of support) but what the hell? Why would Hash even come to that conclusion in the first place? Clearly, of course, he was involved before the announcement in some fashion, but why would you ally with that group?

The ARC is not officially on the ticket, but they are in all but name, they are in spirit. NiK being Hamilton's man, ARC support, in constant contact with Hamilton behind the scenes.. it is rather clear the spirit of the ARC surrounds every move of this ticket. And so, because of this, the ticket will inevitably rely on ARC support! That much is clear! And who does the ARC support consist of? Trolls, zombies, fools.

These are the voters that cast their vote for the ARC candidate in the Senate election:

(cutie_15, Hamilton, segwaystyle2012, Lahbas, Winston Disraeli, Mechaman, Einzige, Earth, azmagic, Dallasfan65, ajc0918, Libertas, Mint, jamespol, FallenMorgan, rebeltarian, phknrocket1k, Sam Spade, Elvis Republican, yoman82, General Mung Beans, PiT)

We can safely call segwaystyle2012, Lahbas, azmagic, Dallasfan65, ajc0918, rebeltarian, Elvis Republican, yoman82, and General Mung Beans zombies. I didn't even know who the hell some of these people were or that they were registered until they voted, for Christ's sake. That's nine voters that are conclusively zombies, let along the others that you could classify as close, such as Earth, phknrocket1k (who is a JCP zombie), or FallenMorgan who doesn't really participate much at all, but whatever, I'll give that libertarian the benefit of the doubt though.

What can be said though, is that out of 22 total votes for the ARC candidate, at least ten of them are zombies. Nearly HALF of the ARC candidate votes in the Senate elections were zombies! Other candidates aren't innocent, of course. Badger had a couple zombies, Fritz had one, Afleitch had one, Barnes had one or two. But none of these candidates relied so heavily that quite literally 50% of their total support came from them!

And this is what will be the machine behind Xahar/NiK. This is what Hashemite, noted anti-zombie crusader, wanted to ally with. If any of you are to support Xahar/NiK, keep in mind the whole time who supports them.

Quite simply, the ARC is a troll movement. No other movement like that in my entire time in Atlasia has been so open and blatant about the fact that they are a troll movement causing trouble "for the lulz" than the ARC. That's why it's stunning why so many normal people would even consider giving it the time of day.

Duke was right about one thing, even though I've criticized him plenty of times in the past Atlasia is simply full of stupid people and children. Kids who will warm up to anyone who says two nice words about them and forget all about the past. No one in Atlasia has more than a 48 hour memory, and it's frustrating beyond all belief.

Xahar/NiK is a ticket based on the idea of winning by any means necessary. It is a fake unity ticket, relying heavily on troll and zombie support. Xahar wants to win so much, Xahar wants power so much, that he made a deal with the devil to have a shot. I look forward to how the race shapes up, and I encourage the honorable DA members to continue to rebel against the ticket that epitomizes all that is wrong with Atlasian elections, and I hope Xahar shows some policies as time goes on so he doesn't look like someone who's completely power hungry. But at this point? I'm not encouraged.

And please, for the love of God, don't be sweet-talked.

This rant is awesome!

Wow, Vepres, you just lost all my respect for you...

Nothing personal, I just don't particularly like Hamilton

Well I had respect for both of you until you decided to sign on to Marokai's meanspirited, insulting, and dishonest vitriol.

Funny, didn't Marokai endorse the ARC candidate for the MIdwest Gubernatorial race? LOL.
Is Vepres trying to get votes?

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I also kind of just hated Phil.

Who didn't?

[Mechaman]

I did not develop my deductive reasoning skills in North Carolina, dumba**. Stop being fed of Hamilton's hand, you don't know where it has been anyway.

Fed of Hamilton's hand? What does that even mean? LOL

Please, the Anti-North Carolina elitism is purely Californian in origin and it just so happens that the Californian who most hates North Carolina and wants so much for me to be a stereotypical Southern White, which I am not and he can't take it, is none other then Alexander Hamilton.


Give me a break.

What the hell are you talking about? I'm not Californian and I don't see what Hamilton has to do with this.

Someone clearly has a geographic inferiority complex...

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You aren't very bright are you? I just merely proved once again you are being fed talking points by a "Californian". I never said you were from CA.

Hamilton most wants me to be a stereotypical southern white, which I am not.

Hamilton most despises North Carolina.

I have no problem with NC. I just wish the state had better gov't. Though California is much much worse so there is no reason to have an inferiority complex with such a f**ked up state.

Again, what the hell are you talking about? What does California have to do with this discussion? What does Hamilton have to do with this discussion?

It's just my own observation that I have to be prepared for an IQ drop whenever I see a North Carolina avatar around here.

Words of wisdom like this are why I love you Libertas.

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I would like to seek an interview with this fine establishment in the near future.