You just become President for Life

[Mechaman]

I would abolish the State and it's corporate masters.
Then I would bang a hooker for free!
Then I would do a ton of heroin.
Then I would have a massive overdose and die.
Since I was too much of a lazyass to pick a successor, society falls into chaos and kills itself.

[Mechaman]

Give Oklahoma back to Native Americans and handed to them Tom Coburn, Jim Inhofe and Dan Boren

Then invite cooliest fellows from Atlas to big and free White House all-night party

I love this one. First you are saying you would give Oklahoma back to my people (hey I'm 1/8th Texas Commanche, not Okie but still, I should count), and then you are going to invite us to a free White House kegger.

Two words: Pure Awesome.

[Mechaman]

Committing suicide by smoking pot? Wha? Clearly someone has watched Reefer Madness one too many times.

Yeah, pot is good.

[Mechaman]

While I'm decided to give Oklahoma back, if not, I'd name Mechman a Governor General and let his do whatever he just want.

And my first order of business would be to return Oklahoma back to the Native Americans, on the condition that me and my harem of 14-17 year old girls get permanent residence in the Hard Rock Casino. I would also legalize marijuana and turn it into the state's top crop, lower the age of consent to 13, fully legalize gay marriage and polygamy, hell go ahead and legalize interbestial marriage, abolish all corporate entities and turn them over to their new Native American overlords, pretty much pull a 180 on Okie society. And last but not least, replace the Hands of Jesus at ORU with the Hands of Kalwejt and rename Oral Roberts University to Mechman University. Mechman University will not be the same far right evangelism of ORU, but rather a fundamentalist left libertarian atheist university. And the Mechman said "blessed be the pot smoking, alcoholic, kid f***ers!"