Gender: Whatever you'd like it to be
Birthdate: Ageless Immortal Being
Birthplace: Hell
Hometown: Finland
Nationality: Earthen
Race: Human
Ethnicity: One of Genghis Khan's many descendants (probably, potentially)
Languages: Complete Nonsense
Sexuality: Pans
Relationship status: Disembodied
Siblings: Depends
Religion: Uhhh whatever includes magic, polytheism, reincarnation, an afterlife, unicorns, and every mythology that has ever existed...or Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Hair color: dank
Eye color: 432900
Height: 432900 kip
Weight: ur mom kip
Tattoos: Chadward
Piercings: Yes
Smoker: Smokin' angry children who don't drink their milk in COD
Glasses: HAH I have 20/20 vision nerds
Political Ideology: Leave me alone and why can't we all just be friends
Party Affiliation: Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption
Favorite U.S. Presidents: William Henry Harrison
Favorite Historical U.S. Politicians: Alexander Martin, William Pierce
Favorite Active U.S. Politicians: Sirius
Favorite Drinks: Air
Favorite Musicians: All of them
Favorite Sports Team: osu! World Cup 2012 South Korea
Favorite Games: One Armed-Cook, Goat Simulator
Favorite Movies: The Lego Movie
Favorite Shows: Kiss Him Not Me!
Favorite Authors: Fanfic writers in fandoms I like
Favorite Books: Deva Vitrix, Moonwalking With Einstein
Favorite Color: Grue
Trivia
- I'm not interesting enough to have trivia
- I have crippling depression
