Which political party would you register/ID with by state and country

[Oakvale]

United States: I imagine I'd vote for the Democrat in most situations.
United Kingdom: Ugh. Labour. Maybe even a joke vote for the Lib Dems or something.
Scotland: SNP for all their faults.
Wales: Plaid Cymru for all theirs.
Northern Ireland: Sinn Fein obviously.
Ireland: I'm still voting for Labour. Who else? Really.
Canada: Liberals.
Quebec: lol
Australia: ALP is kind of useless but whatever.
New Zealand: Likewise.
France: lol no thanks
Spain: I would leave spain.
Germany: CDU.
Italy: PD (sane).
Austria: I would leave Austria.
Denmark: They all seem fairly awful. Maybe whatever that party that's in coalition with the SDs now is? Are they a joke?
Norway: Conservative Party, probably.
Sweden: Moderate Party.
Finland:  National Coalition Party. I don't know.
Iceland: No idea.
Japan: lol no thanks.
Taiwan: No idea.
South Korea: No idea. I would found a party based on submitting to glorious North Korea.