Nathan and I as roommates sounds like an interesting premise for an IFC sitcom or something.
"Nathan, Atomic Fetus and Savile's Paws are playing a hardcore show tonight, I'm going to smoke a bowl for Jesus and then go. You should come, I'm going to wear a t-shirt of a band from 1987 and set fire to a cop car because The Man."
"For the millionth time, no, I'm in the middle of
The Pink Kabuto:
Queer Samurai In 13th Century Japan. Besides, I went to Dance Witch Abortion last week like you asked and it was horrible."
"Come on bro you're a bad hipster Christian, I'm going to have to mosh for your soul in da club. Remember that Jesus was a medical marijuana practitioner. If you don't become more scene I don't know if this roommate situation is going to work out."
[Nathan ponders this]
"Yeah, you're right. Jesus did invent the gravity bong... what the hell, I'll get high with you and go to The Show At Da Club."
"Awesome bro I'll get my Ron Paul 2012 crack pipe."
[They hug, audience applaud. Fade out.]
[Fade in. BRTD and a horrified Nathan stand in a dark bar full of people who look like BRTD.]
"BRTD..."
"Isn't it awesome bro? Look at all these scene dudes."
"Is... this a gay bar?"
"WTF no bro. I have never touched another guy's dick."
"There's a flashing neon penis over the bar."
"LOL bro I have one of those in my room. Haven't you ever been to
Dudefest?"
[Audience laughs, Nathan and BRTD look at the camera and both shrug, grinning. Credits.]
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