4/20 plans

[Oakvale]

When walking through the town I detected the incriminating stench of the marihuana cigarette. I immediately informed the police in the hope that they can send an armed response unit or alert the army of this grave menace.

[Oakvale]

Also, in honour of the other significant of the date, I'm going to have my personal physician inejct me with meth and shoot myself in a bunker.

[Oakvale]

I love how seriously non-smokers take the issue of smoking. It just makes it that much more obvious that they've never smoked. It's like a virgin devoting his life to the cause of abstinence and expecting to be taken seriously.

Yeah, I mean, I don't really care if someone never wants to smoke (or drink, or whatever), but I don't understand why you wouldn't even want to try it. You've only got one life, and there'll be plenty of time to be a prude when you're older, guys.

[Oakvale]

Perhaps his stance isn't anti-drug, but anti-illegal drug.

No, it's all drugs.

Why? I'm curious.

[Oakvale]

Why? I'm curious.

It's not a moral objection; I don't see the benefit to any of them, given that they all have potentially nasty side effects.

But, out of curiousity, what do you definas "all drugs"?

All illegal drugs, plus alcohol and tobacco.  While I don't include painkillers, I certainly have a problem with becoming dependent on them.

Oh, okay - thanks for humouring me. Like I said, I don't really understand it, but I can certainly respect that.