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Oakvale
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« on: January 25, 2012, 11:09:31 PM »

A) This thread has only re-affirmed Mechaman's status as one of our best members by far. Grin

I've never had sex though and firmly intend to keep it that way until I get married, if I get married.

...

Until my dying day I will never understand this kind of masochism.  Social conservatives/religious folk will always exist on a different plane of existence to me.

B) I'm trying to imagine just how awkward, embarassing and (um) anti-climactic an experience having your first sexual experience at thirty or whatever on your wedding night would be but... yikes.

I agree with some above posters that sex is often better with someone you're in a relationship with or care about, but it's good regardless.

I don't think viewing sex as a religious sacrament is healthy, honestly. Either it'll be awkward and embarassing like everyone's first time or it'll be fantastic and you'll realise with horror what you were missing out on when you were young and virile.

Also, use some protection so you don't accidentally make a person nine months hence.  [/pro tip]
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Oakvale
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 11:30:22 PM »



I had a few left over after my period.

The Enlightened will get that one.

My girlfriends drinks it when she's on her period. What is it, your period?

*gets glass smashed in face by Boston gangster*
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2012, 01:59:30 PM »

Is Naso gakked up in those pictures or does the oversaturation just make it look like his eyes are almost entirely pupil? Huh
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 01:52:16 PM »
« Edited: January 27, 2012, 01:54:56 PM by The leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces »

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

Well, didn't he just say he got laid recently? Tongue

Besides, I might be wrong but I don't think Naso's an ultra-religious conservative like TJ. Just that he's attracted to the wooly-headed nationalism and vague nostalgic platitudes of the Republican Party, and (obviously) Reagan in particular.

e: Um, is it just me or were the posts to that effect deleted? Am I imagining things? Huh
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 02:40:44 PM »

Why are we assuming that Naso's relationship currently has an actively sexual component? Is there any particular evidence of that?

What the hell do you do with your girlfriend outside of eating dinner and listening to her complain if it isn't f**king the living s**t out of her?

Sit there and feign interest by saying "oh really?" for a few hours.
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