Thomas Jefferson--John Dibble
James Polk--no one really
Eugene Debs--Marxist-Maoist-Leninist
Calvin Coolidge--Bono
Franklin D. Roosevelt--Al
Joseph McCarthy--Philip
John F. Kennedy--Cosmo Kramer
Lyndon B. Johnson--Nym90
Barry Goldwater--AUH20
Hubert Humphrey--eh, BRTD?
George Wallace--Statesrights
Gerald Ford--John Ford
Jimmy Carter--nclib
Ronald Reagan--PBrunsel
Walter Mondale--True Democrat perhaps
George H.W. Bush--George W. Bush, interestingly enough
Michael Dukakis--Lewis
William J. Clinton--I'll take me
H. Ross Perot--WMS
Robert Dole--J-Mann?
George W. Bush
Al Gore--TCash?
John F. Kerry--Akno21
Rudolph Guliani--Walter Mitty
