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[Badger]

Most likely Decemember should finally see the RPP not fall one goddamn vote short again of two seats.  Afleitch most likely will be re-elected because the pinkos from joke parties will come out in droves for him while he claims to be "conservative"

"Pinkos"? What is this, 1978?

Seriously, has anyone used that term since "All in the Family" was canceled?

[Badger]

Most likely Decemember should finally see the RPP not fall one goddamn vote short again of two seats.  Afleitch most likely will be re-elected because the pinkos from joke parties will come out in droves for him while he claims to be "conservative"

"Pinkos"? What is this, 1978?

Seriously, has anyone used that term since "All in the Family" was canceled?

Least worst : Conservative

Middle worst : Labour

Worst : Liberal Dems

Why do you dislike the British political parties so?

They're all pissy pinko-commie parties. There's no party that supports individual liberties, apart from the Libertarians and the UKIP perhaps.

And using "commie" as well. Just throw in "fellow traveller" to score the anachronism trifecta. :-)

[Badger]

BREAKING NEWS: NWA has received late breaking word that Fmr. Sen. DWTL and othe undisclosed RPPers will be joining the JCP in the coming days

OK......didn't see THAT coming.

[Badger]

AT-LARGE SENATE SEAT TRACKER

Current Prediction: 1 JCP, 1 RPP, 1 DA, 2 TOSSUP

Candidates:
Fmr. Sen. DownWithTheLeft (RPP-NJ)
Fmr. Gov. AHDuke99 (RPP-SC)
Devilman88 (RPP-WI)
Sen. Marokai Blue (JCP-OH)*
Sen. Franzl (DA-IL)*
Lt. Gov. Barnes (DA-RI)
Mint (ARC-VA)

Speculated candidates:
Fmr. Pres. Al
Fmr. VP Jas
Southeast Governor Xahar
Sen. afleitch
Assemblyman Badger

Contrary to his avatar, Blue is from somewhere in the Pacific, I believe, not Ohio.

[Badger]

I would happy to do an interview with you should your time allow it.

[Badger]

Just because I was found wearing black and white striped clothes wearing a lone ranger mask and carrying a bag with a dollar sign---people jump to such conclusions!

[Badger]

Dude, my name was spelled wrong. Did you expect me to just sit back and take that? Heck to the no! Nobody treats me that way, nobody.
(That's right Badger, I'm talking to YOU!)

OK! OK! Jeez!

"Izzik" it is then.

[Badger]

And less than a year later they were elected as running mates.

I guess this means Badger/Libertas will be a ticket next Spring.

[Badger]

     I give a damn, so the odds of nobody giving a damn are now 0%.

Are your sure? I don't you think you give a damn enough. There are certainly levels involved in giving a damn, and while you may give a damn it may not be enough to meet our "technical" defination of what consitutes giving a damn.

     So how will you determine if one meets the technical definition of giving a damn? Tests of some sort?

Well the reaction to it. Just saying you give a damn is an indication of fakery. If you give really gave a damn you would have said something like this: "How dare you attack this fine paper, known for its integrity, with your filfty piece of trash newspaper, you cold, heartless beast".

No that is giving a damn.

     Well I do not outwardly give a damn. That would be...illogical.

Well that causes a problem because we need accountability and if it isn't outwardly displayed then it can't be tested. As George Bush once said, "You can't have that unless you measure".

You can't objectively measure your inner emotions unless your display them in outward form, sometime, somewhere.

     Point made, eh? I am a rather stoic person anyway, so it would be the height of irony for me to be the only person in all of Atlasia to give a damn.

"Stoic"? Dude, you're practically a Vulcan.

[Badger]

How dare you declare this publication irrelevent. We were ahead of the curve on the recent Game Moderator stuff.

The Nyman Times was the first paper to break the Badger as GM story.

I was referring to Al's leaving office without which your's would be useless wouldn't it.

We have a keen sense of public opinion and we crafted it in a way that pushed things a long. Though Al's resignation wasn't the intent it certainly achieved our objectives.

That reminds me, its time I start making Badger's life absolutely miserable.

"Start"?

[Badger]

How dare you declare this publication irrelevent. We were ahead of the curve on the recent Game Moderator stuff.

The Nyman Times was the first paper to break the Badger as GM story.

I was referring to Al's leaving office without which your's would be useless wouldn't it.

We have a keen sense of public opinion and we crafted it in a way that pushed things a long. Though Al's resignation wasn't the intent it certainly achieved our objectives.

That reminds me, its time I start making Badger's life absolutely miserable.

"Start"?

Damn I forgot to do that. Did you ever comply with those laws mandating specific things be done by the GM, which I beleive you voted for as Senator?

Yep.

[Badger]

How dare you declare this publication irrelevent. We were ahead of the curve on the recent Game Moderator stuff.

The Nyman Times was the first paper to break the Badger as GM story.

I was referring to Al's leaving office without which your's would be useless wouldn't it.

We have a keen sense of public opinion and we crafted it in a way that pushed things a long. Though Al's resignation wasn't the intent it certainly achieved our objectives.

That reminds me, its time I start making Badger's life absolutely miserable.

"Start"?

Damn I forgot to do that. Did you ever comply with those laws mandating specific things be done by the GM, which I beleive you voted for as Senator?

Yep.

Link please. Couldn't find them in your thread.

Look again--I'm busy.