To Sir Woodberry with no love.
A Christmas Carol, the John Dule Version.
(PQG as the ghosts of Christmases past showing that Christianity had a history of encouraging economic activity through trades in relics)
( let's say, Cathcon as the Ghost of Christmas present showing how the modern season stimulates a free market economy with crass commercialism)
( fuzzy bear as the Ghost of Christmas future - - A mercifully silent role - - to show how Dule turning back on the holiday season cause people to not give to charity, but instead rely on large-scale government social welfare programs)
( and yours truly as his former business partner to tell him that Hell is real and it sucks, so convert now)
It's funny you should say this. I was thinking about writing this up for next Christmas, albeit with Minola and Nathan in it as the ghosts.
That would also totally work.
Do whatever casting you deem appropriate, but I'm formally requesting some small role at minimum. Perhaps Bob cratchit's poor son, tiny Badger. Good Ebenezer Dule Saw the Light due to the intervention of the spirits, and come Christmas morning promised to pay for poor tiny Badgers Healthcare needs through a non socialized medicine system that would provide him premium care due to the amount of monetary support he now had. But unfortunately tiny Badger died anyway because he kept incessantly arguing with and insulting his doctors.
