Help I’m screwed

[Badger]

tell them u joined Scientology and so u dont have to take their sh!t anymore.

idk I used to be a Mormon then when I told them how I was gay their reaction was pretty horrible. If u dont want to be a Mormon anymore u could just tell them that.

Vaping is more than a religion problem. I’m pretty sure kids get in trouble for vaping if they’re not mormon. But yeah it’s worse when you’re mormon

What’s the worst the bishop can do to you?

Don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10, don't make inappropiate jokes mvd10.

You owe me a new shirt. Or at least pay the cleaning bill for the coffee I just spat out.

[Badger]

With all due respect for my Mormon friends here, I could never embrace your denomination. Coffee, booze, weed, tobacco, even tea are just too tempting.

How? They smell terrible, all of them...but especially tobacco and weed.

Coffee smells great, though I'm not a fan of its taste. Pipe smoke is actually kind of nice. And the scent to a freshly poured Rich imperial stout, or better still a peaty single malt scotch.

 Oh my dear magic underwear wearing friend, you don't know what you're missing.