Creepfest 2011 (11th Post A Picture Of Yourself Thread)

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I like this before and after at the bar...

Ah, the soothing effects of alcohol......

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Looks like a poster for the latest flick from Emofilms, Ltd.

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Yeah, dye the hair to match and I could totally see Emma Watson playing your friend.

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I echo Lief's statements, and I have never had sexual relations with a man.

Incorrect. You're in a frat.

It doesn't count as sexual relations if it's part of pledging, you see.

Spoken like a frat boy...

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It suits you

Thanks hugh!

I echo Lief's statements, and I have never had sexual relations with a man.

Incorrect. You're in a frat.

It doesn't count as sexual relations if it's part of pledging, you see.

Spoken like a frat boy...

I guess Sigma Chi was a bit different back in the Spring of 1978 til Bacon King's time.......ewwwwwww

Well, I was joking of course, but I do have a semi-related tangent; my chapter actually has had a gay brother. I was pretty surprised when I found out about it (he pledged a year before me) that nobody had an issue with him. At his last chapter before graduating, a lot of our more redneck brothers said things like, "being brothers with him made me realize that just because someone is gay doesn't mean they're a f****t." So I'd say Sigma Chi has changed since 1978, yeah, by becoming more progressive in accepting the different temperaments, talents, and convictions of its members. I mean, back in your day Grand Chapter was only barely coming around to allowing non-white brothers, no?

That's the coolest story I've read in a while. Gives me hope. God Bless America!

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Home on my range.

<Soothing, but uplifting background music plays>

You know, it wasn't long ago that an attorney my age could expect to be wealthy and own land like this. <start slowly walking left, while staring intently at camara> But today, our country is on the wrong track. When an aging lawyer only owns this much land by virtue of inheritance, something in the American dream has slipped away. <Stop and square towards camara, smiling slightly>. My name is Steve Dunn, and I want to be your Congressman. I'll go to Washington to fight for the small millionaire, who still dreams of their first yacht, and hopes to someday leave their children their first private jet. I'll work to ensure that wealth is maintained by the Paris Hiltons and Donald Trump Jrs just as their families intended. And in doing so we will turn around our nation's economy by fostering growth in the Cognac, limosine and "private services" industries.

<smile broadly as music swells> Won't you help me in this effort? With your support, we can finally reclaim our nobility's birthright. I'm Steve Dunn, and I approve this message.

<Steve Dunn for Congress, 2012. Frederich Koch, Chair>


You are by no means remotely so douchey as that Torie, but the picture just spoke to me.

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Yachts (I get seasick), and planes (airports suck) don't interest me Badger.  No the commercial would be about all the farm subsidies and property tax breaks that I get, as I walk along to the CRP land, the countercyclical land, the wetlands, and a nice tour of the FSA office with 15 government bureaucrats in it handing out the money to 800 farmers, and performing all kinds of little studies for me for "free."  It would be quite transfixing, trust me.

Read the fine print, friend.

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From my recent trip to Barcelona.

You, my friend, are a seriously harry sasquatch, even for a Greek.

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What do you guys think of my new look?:



I'm encouraging my fellow moderators to adopt the same style.

Um....it looks like you're about to get some poorly planned ink.