All Along The Watchtower
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« on: February 21, 2013, 05:44:17 PM » |
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« edited: February 21, 2013, 05:56:08 PM by Progressive Realist »
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As the candidate of The People's Party (TPP) for Governor of the Pacific Region, I am committed to restoring the Pacific's greatness as the region where all the cool kids are.
The logic for voting for me is simple:
A. The Pacific has a disproportionate share of cool Atlasians.
B. But not a cool Governor.
C. So, elect me as Governor, and the cool Atlasians will have a Governor worthy of their coolness. Also, perhaps I will even give out cool points to those who wish to join us, if am I elected Governor. We shall see.
So, my fellow Atlasians in the Pacific Region, whether you are actually cool or are not cool yet, but want to be cool, I promise you this: everyone deserves an equal opportunity to be cool.That is my platform in a nutshell.
Stay Cool.
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