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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
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E: -7.87, S: -3.83

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« on: October 24, 2009, 08:51:48 AM »
« edited: October 24, 2009, 02:14:02 PM by Northeast Representative Antonio V »
DWTLism: You have two cows and spend your time trying to convince other people that they should give you their cows. During this time, Pit steals your cows.

Rowanism: You have two cows, one of them doesn't give milk. You sell both and buy a horse, even if you don't like riding. You realize that you have nothing to do with a horse and sell it again to re-buy one of your cows (the prices raised). But you realize that you bought the one that doesn't give milk. Desperate, you kill your cow and are arrested for mistreatment. You tell your lawyer to run away thinking he is the prosecutor.

Antoniovism: You have two cows, and you spend your entire life trying to understand how to milk them because nobody told you there was a milk store.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
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Posts: 58,505
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2009, 11:26:23 AM »
Quote from: DownWithTheLeft on October 24, 2009, 10:21:00 AM
Quote from: Northeast Representative Antonio V on October 24, 2009, 08:51:48 AM
DWTLism: You have two cows and spend your time trying to convince other people that they should give you their cows. During this time, Pit stealsyour cows.
Man crush has gone completely overboard at this point

You really feel offended ? That's quite ridiculous coming from you.

Oh, wait. Sorry. I thought I was speaking with the old DWTL, the arrogant manipulative bully, instead of the new one, a poor innocent victim of the Evil conspiracy.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
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Posts: 58,505
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2009, 02:23:04 PM »
Winstondisraelism: You have two cows and your neighbor complains of the noise they make. You shoot him for trying to censor your cows.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
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Posts: 58,505
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2009, 03:59:06 PM »

Don't know you enough to say. Wink
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,505
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2009, 04:36:25 PM »

You have two cows and spend your time on internet looking for the most detailed analysis and polls concerning cows. You obviously find Nate Silver's site. Smiley
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,505
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2009, 03:14:16 AM »
Hughentism: You have two cows and you sell them to buy a platypus.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,505
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2009, 04:32:52 PM »
Well, now we lack only antoniovism.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
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Posts: 58,505
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2009, 03:16:06 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on October 25, 2009, 08:16:13 PM

You guys are shameless, and I'm embarrassed on your behalf.

We're just having fun. Some people have fun by telling stupid jokes, some other have fun by criticizing everyone.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,505
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 03:42:36 PM »
Quote from: Senator RowanBrandon on October 27, 2009, 03:23:49 PM
Can I be one of the cool kids and have an ism?

Already did it :
Quote from: Northeast Representative Antonio V on October 24, 2009, 08:51:48 AM
Rowanism: You have two cows, one of them doesn't give milk. You sell both and buy a horse, even if you don't like riding. You realize that you have nothing to do with a horse and sell it again to re-buy one of your cows (the prices raised). But you realize that you bought the one that doesn't give milk. Desperate, you kill your cow and are arrested for mistreatment. You tell your lawyer to run away thinking he is the prosecutor.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
*****
Posts: 58,505
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2011, 04:58:05 AM »
Sarkozism : You have two cows. They are almost starving. You tell them that, if they want to get more grass to eat, they first have to produce more milk. The cows obey and produce more milk. Meanwhile, you sell your land and have to move to a desert. So you tell your cows "sorry folks, but there's no grass anymore !". The cows then kick your ass.
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