Weird dreams you've had involving politicians

[Antonio the Sixth]

I just had a dream where Hillary (I actually don't remember her specifically, but it had to be her considering what happens next) won in 2016, but about two years into her term something happened and she had to resign. For some reason instead of the normal succession rules there was a "snap election", and it was Bernie vs. Rubio. Rubio won, but for some reason it was widely assumed that he would lose in a landslide in 2020 and I felt very optimistic about a progressive Democrat winning.

I very rarely have political dreams, so this one felt really strange.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I dreamed about being held in Ted Cruz's secret room.

Ugh, sorry dude. That must have been one traumatizing nightmare!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Had another one last night. This time about the 2017 French presidential election. Hollande won with 50.7% against Sarkozy. I don't know what's weirder: the fact that my subconscious still cares about French politics, the fact that it still thinks Hollande has a chance, or the fact it came up with a result in the decimals.

Seriously though, this is starting to worry me. I almost never have vivid dreams, and I had 3 different ones tonight. I might be seriously sleep-deprived and/or overdosing on Melatonin.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Not involving politicians per se, but tonight I dreamt of the weirdest international news story ever.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Not involving politicians per se, but tonight I dreamt of the weirdest international news story ever.

Tell us.

Israel was requesting to be annexed into Taiwan. There was at least some discussion about it, but Netanyahu was pushing very strongly in favor. I don't remember what Taiwan thought of the idea.

...yeah.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I dreamt it was the first round of the French presidential election. FBM and Le Pen qualified for the runoff (but for some reason I didn't know their percentages). All I know is that Mélenchon came in third with 19% and Hamon came fifth with 7%, which made it pretty f**king depressing.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Not involving politicians per se, but tonight I dreamt of the weirdest international news story ever.

Tell us.

Israel was requesting to be annexed into Taiwan. There was at least some discussion about it, but Netanyahu was pushing very strongly in favor. I don't remember what Taiwan thought of the idea.

...yeah.

I only just saw this. This is fantastic! You should consider trying to make a timeline out of how this came to be.

I'd like to, yeah! The glorious Republic of Taisrael shall take its rightful place among the nations of the Earth.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I dreamt it was the first round of the French presidential election. FBM and Le Pen qualified for the runoff (but for some reason I didn't know their percentages). All I know is that Mélenchon came in third with 19% and Hamon came fifth with 7%, which made it pretty f**king depressing.

Sorry, who (or what) is FBM?

Flawless Beautiful Macron.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I dreamt it was the first round of the French presidential election. FBM and Le Pen qualified for the runoff (but for some reason I didn't know their percentages). All I know is that Mélenchon came in third with 19% and Hamon came fifth with 7%, which made it pretty f**king depressing.

Sorry, who (or what) is FBM?

Flawless Beautiful Macron.

Ah! I had theories involving either Fan Boy or Flanby's Baby; I was rather hoping for the later.

Hey, I'm not against alternative nicknames.

[Antonio the Sixth]

My dream of Moore beating Jones 48.8% to 48.0% thankfully didn't materialize.