The Comedy Goldmine

[Antonio the Sixth]

oakvale's the only one talking a lick of sense in this thread

No.

omg he made a snowstalker joke how edgy

(srsly tho this is getting old and overdone)

Regardless of where the joke originates from, that's still a hell of a pun.

[Antonio the Sixth]

oakvale's the only one talking a lick of sense in this thread

No.

omg he made a snowstalker joke how edgy

(srsly tho this is getting old and overdone)

Regardless of where the joke originates from, that's still a hell of a pun.

Are we supposed to be imagining Progressive Realist levitating?

That's more or less how I read it, yeah.

[Antonio the Sixth]

at least it's getting the kids out of their parents' basements and making them walk around outside and interact with human beings face to face

[Antonio the Sixth]

what about a Law and Order style show where the forum is a city and the moderators are its police force and such

"On the US Election Atlas Forum the posters are represented by two separate, yet equally fat things.

The Moderators who investigate socks and Inks who nags and bans the offenders.

 These are their stories."

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[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=181893

[Antonio the Sixth]

What is "The Bell Curve?" Its a name I hear thrown around a lot but never have bothered to look up.

Example:

[Antonio the Sixth]

So.. is this like 4chan now? When do we get to post the one where the guy kills the dog?

no stop

No, you stop.

wow

         not friendly                   much conflict
                              u stop
      so sorry                                      u2

                           wow             doge get u



                                 

[Antonio the Sixth]

[Antonio the Sixth]

Successions are always silly and go nowhere.

So I guess the North Korean solution is best, "eternal president"?

[Antonio the Sixth]

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My sympathies to Mrs. Santorum.

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=182907

[Antonio the Sixth]

I generally agree with the article, but hadn't really noticed the headliner Probably cause I never get angry or have picked up on anger via text To me a period means something a bit more formal It could also indicate sarcasm No period means nonchalant and detached But this sort of article has the potential to be a self fulfillong prophecy too no? I don't want to seem angry lol

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=183082

[Antonio the Sixth]

"Democrats say he's Black. Republicans say they only shot at him because they felt threatened."

"Democrats say he's Black. Republicans ask him if he knows their black friend."

"Democrats say he's Black. Republicans say he's Urban."

"Democrats say he's Black. Republicans say he needs to show them his ID."

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=183725.0

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm surprised I haven't heard of rioting in the streets yet.

Mormons are far too well-behaved for such things.

But when they announced the decision on the news, I heard that one Mormon man in Provo excused himself from the dinner table, went into the bathroom, shut the door, stuffed a towel under the door to soundproof it, and said "Gosh darn it all to heck!" It was quite the scandal. Everyone in his ward is talking about it.

[Antonio the Sixth]

BA in Biological Sciences from next year.

Where?

[Antonio the Sixth]

David Leip, are you listening?
Torie just sent you a PM
Your behavior must change
Or you'll grow estranged
From posting in this Atlas wonderland

Gone away is the barfbag
So they say, from the Mod Cave
But krazen can stay, he won't go away
BRTD cries that it's too Orwellian

In 2016 we can build a strawman
And pretend that it's Clintonian
We'll say, "How's she polling?"
They'll say "Well, man.
And Christie's numbers haven't bottomed out."

Later on in Off Topic
Walter's waxing philosophic.
He posts irrelevant polls
While opebo trolls
Browsing an Atlasian wonderland

[Antonio the Sixth]

All these replies belong in the Simple Truths Silver Mine.

[Antonio the Sixth]

"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for virginity no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with that, who are dependent upon pornography, who believe that they are victims, who believe the forum has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to tumblr, to maps, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement. And the internet should give it to them. And they will vote for this no matter what…These are people who pay no prostitutes."

OMG I'm dying right now.

[Antonio the Sixth]

This is utterly schocking.

[Antonio the Sixth]

There is no smart without dumb.

Just like there is no light without darkness.


#sage

[Antonio the Sixth]

On the first day, Dave purchased the domain name https://uselectionatlas.org and he saw that this was good.

On the second day, Dave made the maps and he saw that this was good.

On the third day, Dave created the electoral vote calculator and he saw that this was good.

On the fourth day, Dave created the forum and he saw that this was sometimes good.

On the fifth day, Dave created the posters of the forum and the mods of the cave and he saw that this was a possible error in judgment.

On the sixth day, Dave created Atlasia and he saw that it could have been worse.

On the seventh day, Dave created the forum community board and he saw that he had made a huge mistake.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Bob Dole.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm going to assume western Ukraine is more fiscally conservative, and eastern Ukraine is more socially conservative?

Western Ukraine is fiscally conservative but socially liberal whereas eastern Ukraine is split between constitutional conservatives, bold progressive voices, and straight-talking mavericks with independent streaks a mile wide. Geopolitics 101, my friend.

Thanks,

Yanukovych was thought to be one of the straight-talking mavericks, but turned out to be more of a PORINO.