About half of my store's employees are drawn from the Hyles - Anderson College that is run by the First Baptist Church of Hammond, Indiana, and they teach girls how to be the best Stepford wife by being obedient to their husbands and always wear skirts, and teach the guys the most sexist crap about women in turn.
You mean if I go to Hyles-Anderson College, I too can work a fabulous career in retail?
That's one of the 'fabulous' careers that a degree from an unaccredited college prepares one for. So does just having a high-school diploma.
It is not to be confused with Anderson University, an accredited school affiliated with the Church of God, in Anderson, Indiana.