Come on guys, don't be so harsh. This is by far the best plan the GOP has come up with to lower the unemployment rate. All their other ideas would never work of course, but this one lowers it right down to zero!
Why not? They can rely upon rhetoric from duck-speak... I mean right-wing think tanks.... and as we all know canned rhetoric is always more reliable than godless, objective (gasp!) numbers. Don't we all realize (irony intended) that the only appropriate measure of happiness is the satisfaction of American economic elites?
