Describe the average voter in your geographic area

[Unelectable Bystander]

I thought this one might be fun for exploring other locations that are homogenous to you personally. Describe the average voter in your town, both politically as well as hobbies and interests. I’ll go first. Chicago suburbs:

Reliable Dem vote but doesn’t like taxes and never actually likes politicians. Knows the history of Windy City politicians and embraces it. Worries about Illinois’s pension system even if they don’t know how it affects them. Loves Chicago pro sports but is always mad at one of the teams. Hates their rival baseball team. Loves st Patrick’s day, needs all 4 seasons, especially midwestern falls. Hates snow and cold but doesn’t say it because it builds character. Vacations in Wisconsin. Thinks southerners, northeasterners, and upper Midwesterner’s all have accents but not chicagoans. Doesn’t like the bean all that much. Thinks downstate is secretly pleasant. Dismisses anybody who doesn’t like Italian beef, and somewhat resents New Yorkers who talk smack about pizza. Could be one of several religions. Thinks Chicago has cool expressway names.