Madison Cawthorn…..yikes

[Aurelius]

I've had a feeling Cawthorn might be gay ever since I first saw a picture of him. But I did not expect him to be a cousin-f**ker.

Edit: this might not even necessarily mean that he's gay. Might just be extremely-drunk-fratbro stuff. But either way, that is his own damn cousin.

[Aurelius]

revenge porn is not cool

Cawthorn bemoaning the death of family values while banging his own cousin is not cool either. I hold elected officials to a higher standard than private citizens.

[Aurelius]

When those Venmo messages came out I figured it was just typical ironic-homoerotic bro talk. Very common among young guys. But most young guys aren't Maddy Boy Cawthorn.

[Aurelius]

I like the other man named Madison from Western NC a lot better.

Anyway, how long till we get the video of Cawthorn doing lines of coke, to complete the irony cycle?

[Aurelius]

I officially support Cawthorn for the first time. The coke parties are real and he is exposing them.

lol

I've changed my mind. Cawthorn for President!

[Aurelius]

I officially support Cawthorn for the first time. The coke parties are real and he is exposing them.

lol

I've changed my mind. Cawthorn for President!

I have both your old and new accounts on ignore, please do not reply to me anymore.

I know you're going to look at my posts anyway, Mr. Watermelon Knife.

[Aurelius]

I officially support Cawthorn for the first time. The coke parties are real and he is exposing them.

lol

I've changed my mind. Cawthorn for President!

I have both your old and new accounts on ignore, please do not reply to me anymore.

if you have them on ignore then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

I get alerts, I also have you on ignore, so stop replying to me.

I don't know what careers you've considered, but Miniluv has a few openings for Thought Police recruits. You should head down to the nearest office and sign up. You're the perfect candidate!

[Aurelius]

I think it's despicable the way he perpetuates Appalachian stereotype of everybody boinking their cousins.

"Stereotype accuracy is one of the largest and most replicable effects in all of social psychology." https://www.spsp.org/news-center/blog/stereotype-accuracy-response