An Olawakandi Center for Burn Victims

[Schiff for Senate]

Will be the 47th president of the United States

Don't wish ill upon the country.

I think he has the potential to be the Reagan of this generation

Please Allah, don't punish us with this

Burn!

(But seriously, if OSR is saying that, he means it as a mega-compliment to DeSantis. I personally think not. DeSantis will obviously be more controversial and won't have a foreign policy like Reagan's.)

Well , potential doesn't mean he would actually be as good as Reagan but I think he could at least on domestic policy.

A piece of card stock with "PRESIDENT" written on it could be at least as good as Reagan on domestic policy.

[Schiff for Senate]

Seeing as the burn victim was the author himself, I think this belongs more in the hilarity thread, but I couldn't find it:

I'm so ugly when I walk into the bank, they turn off the CCTV.

[Schiff for Senate]

I admire his condescending attitude, although it is frankly impossible for me to take it seriously due to the fact that he must have atleast 30 fewer IQ points than me.

By definition, lower than absolute zero is impossible to obtain.

[Schiff for Senate]

I was doing typical preschooler things, so Idk

So in other words, it hasn't changed at all?

Harsh and not true, but hilarious.