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Sprouts Farmers Market ✘
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E: -4.90, S: 1.74

« on: April 07, 2016, 04:53:34 PM »
« edited: April 07, 2016, 05:01:34 PM by Sprouts Farmers Market »

1. Barron - 10/10. The best child, clearly with a bright, bright future. "When are you coming home, daddy?" What a precious little thing - Presidential material right here. Beautiful name for a bright, young lad.

2. Ivanka - 9.8/10. Jewish, successful, and glamorous. Knows what it takes to show off how powerful she is. No doubt about it, she has what it takes to be a magnificent leader, but she could use just a touch more of anger and projection, but I believe she could coalesce a massive backing. Everybody loves her. Bipartisan in every way. Incredible eye for fashion!

3. Donald Jr. 7/10. Multi-lingual, with a similarly beautiful family of 5 children! But lacks forcefulness and quality hair like his father.

4. Eric 5.5/10. Even worse hair than his brother, refused to take the leap to Judaism in spite of his marriage, and clearly manages the worst parts of the business. And for some silly reason chose Georgetown...No children yet.

5. Tiffany 4.5/10. Seriously limited potential and unfortunately received minimal paternal guidance from one of the greatest fathers alive unlike the others. Limited focus. Like her mother, doesn't take hard work to the maximum level.

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Sprouts Farmers Market ✘
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Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: 1.74

« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2016, 09:03:54 PM »


Look, you may find it funny, but joking about killing people, especially beautiful little children is never funny.
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Sprouts Farmers Market ✘
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E: -4.90, S: 1.74

« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2016, 10:39:29 PM »


Look, you may find it funny, but joking about killing people, especially beautiful little children is never funny.

I gave your worthless sh*tpost thread exactly the kind of reply it deserves.

This is the off-topic board, and this is a significant topic in this country. I didn't make you click it. You may want to spread your garbage on this board, but I care very deeply about this family.
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Sprouts Farmers Market ✘
Sprouts
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Political Matrix
E: -4.90, S: 1.74

« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2016, 10:20:50 AM »

Why would anybody know anything about them?  Other than the daughter that was on that horrible show he had.  If you know their names you have a problem.  If you know enough to want to rate them, and write paragraphs on the subject, you should probably check yourself back into the hospital, you're not done yet.

In fairness, I'm from the area. I've known this long before his Presidential run. They are our Kardashians but actually talented.
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