Religion: Atheist
Denomination: Internet Troll
Why do you follow this religion (or lack thereof)? I was never brainwashed as a child to believe anything else, so I remained at the default state of humanity, which is atheism.
God: Which one are you referring to? Be more specific.
Afterlife: Total nonexistence, of the same kind prior to our births. That which can be created can be destroyed, and human consciousness is no exception. This fact is the most terrifying element of the human experience, and we invented religion as a means of coping with it.
Prayer: Only sarcastically.
Worship: Performed every day by watching Christopher Hitchens Owns Christians Compilation #32 on YouTube.
Ghosts, spirits, angels, and demons: Lol.
One True Path: Nietzschean/Hobbesian Hierarchical Domination
Spiritual objects: 2% milk and good barbecue.
Religious law: Legislating morality is immoral.
Spreading the word: I do it on this forum every day.
Hard agree with everything here. I don’t even know if I would *want* there to be an afterlife, tbh. That’s more terrifying to me than the idea of returning to a state of non-existence.
