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k-onmmunist
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« on: October 19, 2009, 04:56:27 PM »
Futurism: You kill the cows; they represent the past.
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2009, 10:53:34 AM »
Social Credit: You have two cows. You kill and eat one and the government gives you another.
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2009, 11:07:00 AM »
Blairism: You have two cows. You 'accidentally' let 20 more into your farm.

Mercantilism: You have two cows. You ride them into battle to steal more cows!
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2009, 12:01:13 PM »
Animal rights: You have two cows. They eat you alive, you evil meat eating fascist.
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2009, 02:24:09 PM »
Quote from: Northeast Representative Antonio V on October 24, 2009, 02:23:04 PM
Winstondisraelism: You have two cows and your neighbor complains of the noise they make. You shoot him for trying to censor your cows.

Wooo!
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2009, 04:33:18 PM »
Starkism: You have two cows, but not for long because the evil Jewish conspiracy are planning to take them away.
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2009, 05:56:31 AM »

Not surprised, coming from the two most obnoxious posters on the forum.
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2009, 05:08:53 PM »

Antoniovism: You have two cows and you petition the government to sign regulation to stop their flatulence.
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2009, 05:51:58 PM »
Benconstineism: You have two cows. You petition the government to raise a £100 tariff on foreign cows.
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 01:51:20 PM »
Xaharism: You have two cows and spend every day following them round trolling them.
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k-onmmunist
Winston Disraeli
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2010, 02:06:53 PM »
Bump.

Rochembeauism: You have two cows. They give milk. I hope this didn't offend anyone.

Jewish Conservatism: You have two cows, but they have to be shot when you find out they're Palestinian.

Antoniovism: You have two cows. You nominate them to the HAEV when they vote for a Populare.
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