As Bushie's World Turns (The Update Thread)

[WalterMitty]

am i misreading things here...or is torie being a total ass?

we get it torie...you have lots of money.  you drink a lot.  and you wouldnt allow any child of yours to turn out like bushie...

[WalterMitty]

Do you still have the mustache?

Yes, and I'm not getting rid of it.

why not?  just curious....

[WalterMitty]

Do you still have the mustache?

Yes, and I'm not getting rid of it.

why not?  just curious....

I don't feel the need to be quite honest.  I'm not really on the prowl for a lady right now, as I'm focused on moving to Kenya in 32 1/2 months and I don't want to be slowed down or stopped by a relationship.  I would rather find a Kenyan girl to make it easier to adopt the children.  It's impossible on my own, but I think it would be easier with a Kenyan girl than with an American girl, if you know what I mean.

what does this have to do with keeping a moustache?

[WalterMitty]

am i the only one who thinks that bushie isnt an indian?

[WalterMitty]

uh.  bushie?  i hope this isnt you in this video. 

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/06/19/white/

[WalterMitty]

kenya is pretty hot.

[WalterMitty]

yes bushie.  the war on christmas.   no one group is more oppressed than white christian males, obviously.

[WalterMitty]

off topic:  bushie is the 'hobby lobby' a christian establishment?

[WalterMitty]

It is 22:30 Wednesday Night.  In 90 minutes, I will officially kick off the 2012 Christmas Season by watching the Muppet Christmas Carol.  That's the best way to watch The Christmas Carol.  Patrick Stewart doesn't do it right because he doesn't make us laugh throughout the movie.

wtf?

it is bad enough that you are 'kicking off' the christmas season on july 4.  it is even worse that you are watching the muppets.

[WalterMitty]

do not take a sick day anytime soon!

[WalterMitty]

bushie, hasnt your attendance been rather poor in your past jobs?

[WalterMitty]

you are a afraid to go to a park because you are a single man?  wtf?

there are no tracks or trials anywhere?   you dont have to have kids to exercise....outdoors.  is jokelahoma really that bad?

[WalterMitty]

bushie if you did in fact have two 'minor heart attacks' before the age of 30 that is really f'ing bad news.  statistically speaking...very bad.

how much motivation do you need?

being morbidly obese + having two minor heart attacks before age 30 = a very short life expectancy.

[WalterMitty]

what do 'hope' and 'phelix' think about this move?

[WalterMitty]

the chances this job is a scam is over 50%.

[WalterMitty]

so this was really an mlm scam that jamespol and texasindy were recruiting you for?

[WalterMitty]

bushie if you had a written job offer, on what grounds did they rescind it?

[WalterMitty]

i can think of three scenarios:

1. the job was an mlm scam.  in that case it is probably best that it 'fell through.'

2. as j-mann said he got fired from xerox (or is it apple?) and concocted the whole slc story.

3.  he really did have a job offer and failed the background check.

[WalterMitty]

I'm 6 feet 1 inch, and weigh 165-170 pounds.

I'm between 6'2" and 6'3" and I weigh around 175-190. Your target weight should be at least in that range, Bushie.

Surely you realize you guys are extremely abnormal.

lol opebo they're not "abnormal". That's a normal weight. I'm 6'2" and weigh 145 lbs. Perhaps you could consider me "abnormal" in that sense but certainly not adult men weighing 165-190.

Holy crap, that's skinny...

i am roughly 6'2" and at the end of my drinking career (fall of 2008) i was down to 135.

now i try to hold it just a notch below 200.  i am about 195 now.

[WalterMitty]

the sad/unhealthy thing isnt that bushie lies to us...he lies to himself.  he believes all of his fantasies and delusions.

yes something is wrong.  and he needs help.